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Ash and Pikachu
Neopet Section //Oekakis // Tutorials // Plushies // Sutaro
Callie: Today we have an interveiw with ash kechup and his pikachu
Ash: Erm....Its Kechum
Callie: Catch 'em?
Ash: no Kechem
Callie: Here it says Kittem?
Ash: What?its kechem?
Callie: man are you sure?
Ash: I know my last name ¬¬
Pikachu: Pi..ka......*thunder shock*
Poke interveiw take 2
Today we have an interveiw with ash *cough* KECHEM *cough* and his pikachu
Callie:Weres that pikachu guy?
Cam3:Quick!the food table! CUT!
Poke interveiw take 3
Callie: So ash,pikachu....
Pikachu: CHUUUUUUU *thundershock*
Cam1: Cut *sigh*
Poke interveiw take 5!
Ash:Bad pikachu! o0 stop
Cam1:Not again,take 6!!
Cam2:Ok thats it choose another pokemon
Poke interveiw take 7 ¬¬
Callie:Ok here we have a new interveiw with pokemon master in-training ash kechem and his chikorita
Callie:Hi ash,hi chickorita
Callie:^^ fwee i luff chicjkoriots heh,anyway we have anothe geust to come speak to us with ash,misty
Misty:*walks on* hi!
Callie:Hi misty take a seat next to ash
Misty:Hi ash!heh erm...hi chickorita.....
Chickorita: *growl* CHIKA! *razor leafs misty*
Chickorita:*Jumps on ashes knee*Chika!
Cam4:Thats it -_- please no more interveiws! CUT!
Sent in By: Callie
The Camera Man
Moonwolf: Ok, today's interview will be of the dedicated to the CAMERA-MAN!!! Why, you might ask...well, he has suffered all the inumerable poke-episodes, plus these interviews! Give him a round of applase!
*FAKE "AUDIENCE-CLAP BUTTON" SOUNDS*
Camera-man:*walks on stage*
Moonwolf: Welcome! Now, for the first question...
Carmera-man: Wait! Who are you? And why do those wolf ears sprout from your head, and that wolf tail? Does that yellow lupe actually bite?
Moonwolf: *sweatdrop* Well...I have these cuz, just cuz. I do not bite, he doesn't eitherand he isn't a wolf, he is a lupe. Plus, I have to look like this cuz of my name, and...
Camera-man: Oh, another pokemon? Can I catch you?
Moonwolf: No, I am not a pokemon, now just answer these simple questions, lousy mortal!!!
Camera-man:So...you are imortal?
Moonwolf:NO!!! Now, why did you enter the poke-filming?
Camera-man: Well, it was a tough job and someone had to do it, so I...wait! If I am here then, who is at the camera?!
Moonwolf:...what do you mean 'who is at the camera?'. There must be someone... like, another camera-man?
Camera-man: So, this "interview" was to replace me, huh? I shall quit!
moonwolf: but, sir! You were about to take the world-wide record for continuity-filming!
Camera-man: so... all these years working for nothing, to get that draem to break a record? *leaves*
Moonwolf: *sweatdrops roam* Sorry, and well...since he has gone... and the interview has ended, we shall proceed to play "Digimon".
Pokemon: *yelling* hey! And our show? After that wolf!!!
moonwolf: gah!!!!!!!!!!!! help! *runs frenetically*
Sent in By: Moonwolf
Cute Pikachu: Hi Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaa... (Ketchuuuuupp...)
Cute Pikachu: So Pikachu, are you happy being
trained by Ash?
Cute Pikachu: Uhhh... anyway, do you get along
with Ash's other pokemon?
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaa... (Ketchuuuuupp...)
Cute Pikachu: Uhhhhh... ... ... ... okay, do
you like Brock and Misty?
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaa... (Ketchuuuuupp...)
Cute Pikachu: -.-; Okay, do you like ketchup?
Pikachu: PI PI PI!!! (YES!!!)
Sent in By: Cute Pikachu
Dood: Like, hi Pikachu! I'm, like, gonna interview you, dude!
Pikachu: Uh.... okay. Sounds fun.
Dood: So, like, dude, like, do you, like, like being a pokemon?
Dood: I, like, asked if you, like, like being a pokemon, dude.
Pikachu: Ohhhh.... okay. Yeah, it's fine. Could you stop with all the "Dudes" and "Likes"?
Dood: Like, okay dude. Like, sorry dude.
By: Kewl Dood
Cameraman: And we're on the air in 3, 2-
Rey: Hi, we're back. For those of you just joining us, I'm Rey, your host for America's Funniest Pokemon! With us, we have a special guest, Ash Ketchum!
Ash: Hey! It's great to be here!
Rey: Well Ash, why don't you introduce our next clip?
Ash: Sure...Ever wonder what Poochyena's dream of? Well, take a close look at this clip!
Clip Airing: *A close-up is done of a Poochyena named Pocky, sleeping. He begins to kick and act like he's running. Suddenly, he wakes up and looks at the camera. Being a wild pokemon, who loves to chase non-stop, he becomes angered with the presence of the camera*
Pocky: RAWR! *chase*
Clip Airing: *Person holding camera begins to run, while still attempting to video Poochyena. Then the person trips and falls, the camera goes flying. Now the camera is pointing to the person, getting atacked by Pocky. A small scream is heard, then the camera gives a static screen*
Rey: Well, that was...I mean...Ash, don't you have something to say?
Ash: Wow! I want a Poochyena! Do you know where I can get one?!
Rey: *anime-fall* Er...go to the commercials...
Sent in by: Rey
Misty: and we're live here at the scene of crime where a pokemon store is robbed by three unknow suspects. here's pikachu with his point of view.
Pikachu: pika, pikapika, pi pikachu, chu!
Misty: okay...i didnt understand that butthat was pikachu and now lets see what bulbasaur thinks.
Bulbasaur: Bulba! bulababul! bababa!!
Misty: Yes well..... and here's Meowth.
Meowth: It wasn't me who did it i swear!
misty:*turning blue, runs away shouting* : AH!! THIS ONE TALKS HUMAN!!!
Camera man: and...CUT! *runs away with Misty* :WAIT FOR ME!!
SEnt in by: ??
Kiyushia: We are here at the Pokemon Studios. We are going to interview
some of the stars. Oh there is Ash now!
Kiyushia: So Ash how do you get along
with the Pokemon?
Ash: < whispers > Don't tell the Pokemon I told you
Bayleef and Pikachu gag him from behind
Kiyushia: : Sweat Drop
: Ummmmm.... we'll be leaving now.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
hello! : Charizard Walks Up :
Kiyushia: So you get paid well?
! point appears over his head : Roars and Flames Kiyushia
Kiyushia: : Opens
mouth and puff of smoke comes out : Guess... Not...
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Kiyushia: We are talking to the director.
Kiyushia: So Mr. Director is
it nice to work with all these interesting : Charizard steps behind her :
actors... : heh heh :
Director: Ash and Misty won't shut up. Brocks cooking
is awful. Jesse and James always get the wrong wordrobe. Pikachu steals ketchup
from the kitchen. Umbreon always bites Gary. Tracey can't draw for beans. And no
one will work for us because the Pokemon attack everybody!
:Charizard flames her again:
Kiyushia: : Burnt, Puff of smoke when
mouth opens : This has been an interview from Kiyushia. BEWARE!
Sent in by: Kiyushia the Gold Suicune
Moosh: Hi, we're back to our interview with Charmander!
Charmander: Char char??
Moosh... .. *sees puzzled look on audience's faces* We'd better turn on the translator!
Charmander: What the heck am I doing here??
Moosh: You're on an interview...
Charmander: ... ... ... ... I WANNA EAT SOME CHEESE!!
Moosh: Um... we don't.. have.. cheese...
Charmander: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I know who has some cheese!!
*a big blue thing swoops in and drops some cheese in Charmander's lap*
Charmander: Yummy, cheese! *scarfs it down* Me want more!!
*blue thing swoops in again and gives charmander more cheese*
Moosh: What was that thing?
Charmander: *mouth is crammed full of cheese* Ih huh a hoyhu! *cheese bits fly out of its mouth*
Charmander: It was a shoyru!!
Moosh: a SHOYRU?!?
Director-man: Get that Neopet outta here!
Moosh: Hey wait a minute that's MY shoyru!! *chases shoyru around the room*
Charmander: *eats the cameraman* BURRRRRP!!! *cheese bits fly out of its mouth again*
Announcer-person: This Poke-Interview was brought to you by Mushroom Industries!
*funky weird music plays*
*channel cuts off and there's a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP sound*
Sent in by: Moosh
Erika(not the gym leader!! *twitch*): We're here today with Jessie, James and Meowth of team rocket. Tell me Jessie, how many cans of hair spray do you use a day?
Jessie: Do you mind? We're trying to repair our balloon here!
James:Well, meowth and I are. You know this would go a lot quicker if you helped.
Jessie:SHUT UP! *wacks james*
Erika:But seriously jessie, why do you wear you're hair like that? Only for shock value I'm sure...
Jessie:There isn't anything wrong with my hair!
Erika:Sure there is.
Jessie:WHY YOU LITTLE!!! *chases her around*
Erika:Sneasel! A little help here?!?
Sneasel:*jumps out of the bushes and slashes Jessie across the face*
Jessie:*stops**twitches* M.. my beautiful face...
Erika: You aren't really all that beautiful either...
Jessie:*chases sneasel around* I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT YOU STUPID RAT!!!
Erika:*walks over to James* Tell me something, is your hair purple, or blue?
Meowth:*points behind them* LOOK OUT!!!
*Jessie and sneasel come ramming into them*
Sneasel:*jumps back and uses blizzard, freezing everyone exept himself*SNEASEL!(translation:CUT!)
Sent in by: Dark_Sneasel
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