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Eevee1: I'm interviewing Ash right now! Let's start the first interview.
Ash: Oh wow, an Eevee!
Eevee1: Umm...right...so ash, how many pokemon have you caught so far?
Ash: I'll have one more if I catch you!
Eevee1: Huh? Wait...no!
Ash: Pikachu, use thundershock to weaken it!
Eevee1: Ek...get away from me!!
Camera Man: Stop the interview! Go onto Misty...Eevee1, run away!
Eevee1: Misty, if you see Pikachu, don't let it shock me, okay?
Eevee1 So, you only collect water pokemon, right?
Misty: Yup, let me show you my Seadra!
*Misty let's out her Seadra*
Eevee1: It's can squirt water, right...
Misty: Um, I wouldn't get close to it...
Eevee1 Gargargarg...help, I'm going to drown!
Camera man: Cool, I guess Eevee's can't swim!
End Of Interview
MistyGal: Pikachu, is it hard being the number one pokemon of kids all over the world?
MistyGal: Can you repeat that?
Sent in by: Misty Gal
Pika...pika-chu chu cuh pi...pika pi chu!
<Eevee1> ::sweat drop:: no
pikachu, you are not hosting Suta-Raito's interveiws today, your geting
good job pikachu! Now I can catch them!
<Camera man> ::blinks::
uhm...and thats a rap! The moral for today's interveiw, never let a pikachu on
<Pikachu> ::thundershocks camera
<snorlax> ::comes out
of ashes pokeball, landing on the camera and pikachu::
PPPPIIIIIKKKKKKKAAAAA!! ::gets squished::
*Camera goes blank*
Sent In By: Rini
Cute Pikachu: Hello! This is an interview with.. er..(whispers to camera
guy) Who are we interviewing?
Camera Guy (whispers back): Uhh... I think that
pikachu back there. (points to a pikachu in the corner)
Cute Pikachu: Let's
welcome our guest, Pikachu!
Pikachu (turns around): Pik...?
Cute Pikachu: (fake smiles) (turns to camera guy)
Camera Guy: ^_^; Uhh... I think the mananger forgot to tell it
about the interview...
Cute Pikachu: WHAT??!!
Cute Pikachu (fake
smiling): Sorry folks, but due to uhh.. (glares at mananger) something,
there will be a intermission.
Camera Guy: Okay,
we're back on in 3.. 2..
Cute Pikachu: Stupid boss... they don't pay me
enough... huh? What, the show's back on? Arrgggg I quit!! I hate my
Camera Guy: Yes! Now I can persue my second dream; to become a ballet
(All the lights get turned off; everybody goes home, or to watch some
other freak interview...)
Pikachu (in the dark): Pi.. pika? (Uhh..
Sent in By: Cute Pikachu
(Pikachu is translated to english)
Director: Aaaaaaaaannnnd.... ACTION!!!
Mono: Welcome to Silly Interviews, the show where we.... um....... do silly interviews! Today, we will be interviewing Pikachu! Say hello to the audience, Pikachu!
Pikachu: Hello to the audience, Pikachu!
Mono: Tell us, what's it like being a Poke'mon?
Pikachu: Oh, it's okay.... Exept when your trainer forces you into a ball! I hate that!
Pikachu: Well, think about it. Pretend you're a Poke'mon. You're sitting in the grass, minding your own business, when suddenly, you're attacked by another Poke'mon! You fall over, and you hear someone shout "Poke'ball, GO!" The next thing you know, you're trapped inside a little ball, with no windows or airholes!
Mono: Wow.... That does sound pretty awful.
Pikachu: It is.
Mono: Do you have anything that you want to say to the audience?
Pikachu: Yes, I do......
Mono: Well? Are you going to say it?
Pikachu: *laughing evily* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You all fell right into my trap! *is holding a giant laser gun* Everyone who's in the cheap seats, LEAVE!!! As for the rest of you, GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!!!
Pikachu: *shoots Director with laser* BE QUIET!!!! I'm busy!!! *Director is melted and is all over the floor*
Pikachu: *zap* *zap* *zap* *zap* *zap* *zap* *zap*
(ten mintues later)
*Pikachu has left and everything is destroyed*
Mono: Well folks, this just goes to show ya' that Poke'mon is evil..... Hey, wait a second! CAMERAMAN!!!!
Mono: WHY DID YOU TAPE ALL THAT?!? YOU COULD HAVE BEEN OUT GETTING SOME HELP!!!
Cameraman: But I...
Mono: *sigh* I am SO quitting this job.
Sent in By:Mononoke Hime (Mono for short)
Fira:Hi! we're here with Ash's Charizard
Fira:Wake up you dumb pokemon!
*nice soothing sound*
Fira:Stupid noise, Camera Man take care of it!
Fira:O.....k, how to wake the charizard up......*AHA* fire hates water!
Fira:*catches a wild Squirtle* Water Blast or something like that*Vwooooosh!*
Fira:I killed it!!!!!! n..no wake up you stupid pokemon!!!!
Ash:Charizard return!*nothing*I said Charizard return!
Squirtle:Ahem, Ash, its dead!
Fira:Gah! get away from me!!!!!!!!!
Sent in by: Fire
pichu :: hi! this is pichu interveiwing orange island citizian tracey! so ho--
tracey cuts off :: oh wow! a pichu! before you say anything else let me sketch you!
pichu :: -.-'
(2 hours later)
pichu :: so...are you done yet?
tracey :: no, hold still! i just got done with your ears!
pichu :: -.-' later! im gonna interview koga...
tracey :: WAIT! COME BACK! IM NOT DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sent in by: Pichu
Me: Hi Misty (hothead...lol) We're here at a sunny park.
Misty: Excuse me didja say somethin'?
Me: NO. Do you have a crush on Ash? ^_^
Misty: No...(He's hot) of course not. He owes me money and a bike! (still)
Me: How about Tracey, hmm?
Misty: No...duh! (hmm...he looks cute)
Me: How about James from Team Rocket?
Misty: I admit, yes! YES I DO!!! James this is for you. "When you walk away you don't here me say, Oh please baby don't go. Simple & Clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning. Is a little later on. Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before..."
Other Reporter: We're LIVE at a sunny park, on a sunny day. Where as you can see a lunatic girl singing lyrics for a man. One word...PRACTICE! PRACTICE singing you're ruining my ears!
James*watching TV*: Misty...Ahh. Jessie you're FIRED! Misty you're HIRED!
Jessie: What a baka na baka! James, 4 letters, J-E-R-K!
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