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Welcome to suta-raito! We're celebrating our 3rd birthday this year, and this news ticker was used on the first year Suta-Raito was born, so for the celebration...it...has...RETURNED! Annoying-ness: I'm gonna talk like Kenshin! That I am! Usually I don't watch Kenshin, that I don't...but I managed to catch it the other day on TV, that I did. Of course, it was the sad episode where he left everyone...that it was...*hisssss*... --~**~-- Is there an episode of Pokemon that team rocket isn't in? --~**~-- *runs around chasing Kuitsuku* Hey if you like to draw then you should check out suta-raito's oekakis! --~**~-- It has occured to me that a lot of people really do read this. So I'll keep typing meaningless stuff to amuse you all. -^^- --~**~-- I want a cookie. >3>....And a muffin. A cookie muffin.       ...with blueberries... --~**~-- Everything above this (well, mostly) was on the ticker 2 years ago! Oh the memories. And now, for some new stuff! --~**~-- If you want to contact me, but you can't figure out how...try clicking on the contact page. xD --~**~-- You're still reading this? --~**~-- Most people who read the word "yawning" will yawn.        ...you know you want to... --~**~--            HA! I bet you thought it was ending. NEVER!! --~**~-- Worms have been known to taste like bacon. o-o I wouldn't go munching on them for breakfast though.      Unless...you want to... --~**~-- Have a Neopets account? My username is kontinasu, go ahead and look me up! =3 --~**~-- Did you know that dolphins nap with one eye open? o.o That'd be a good skill for school. --~**~-- Ticky ticker ticky ticker.... --~**~-- On Suta-Raito's 2nd birthday, the counter was at 2 million visits. This year is our 3rd birthday, and the counter is at 8 million visits. =3 --~**~-- Well I'm going to end this now so I can draw some pictures. ^-^ Thanks for taking the time to read it, and thanks for visiting Suta-Raito!

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It's Pikachu's Birthday! Misty: And...Action!*Conk!*
Flareon:Happy...
Raichu: Halloween!
Camera Man: CUT!!!!!!!
Misty: Raichu! You're susposed to say "Birthday!" After Flareon says her part which is "Happy...!"
Raichu: Oh...Okay...[I think She said New year...]
Misty:Ahem...And...Action!*Conk! No#2!*
Flareon: Happy... Raichu: Newyear!
Misty: Misty:CUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!Raichu just say "Birthday!" It isn't THAT hard!
Camera man:[Do'h! That Raichu is dumb...Why did Misty hire him anyway? Because he's blue?]
Misty: Now try again...And...Action!*Conk! no#3!*
Raichu:[Was it Easter?]
Flareon: Happy...
Raichu: Easter!
Misty:[Oh jeez...Why the heck did I hire him? I thought he was smart...]
(Time passes...)
Misty:...And...Action...*Conk...No#155..*
Flareon:...Happy...
Raichu:Chirstmas![Happy Chirstmas? Ah, what the heck!]
Misty:[I am getting sssooo tired of this...] Cut Raichu...Try again...And Action.*conk no#56*
Raichu:[I think I got it!]
Flareon:... ... ...Happy...
Raichu:BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera man,Misty,Flareon and Pikachu: O_O[Yay! After 156 times he FINALLY said it! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Pikachu:Yay! Thanks!
(THE END)
Sent In By: Shiny Pikachu

*Ash is eating a hamburger..*
James from Team Rocket: We will take that hamburger of yours!
Meowth from Team Rocket: And the ketchup too!
*James and Meowth take hamburger and ketchup*
Jesse from Team Rocket: Yes! You two are geniuses..this plan is a total success!
Director: Cut! That plan is NOT evil enough! Ash will not make a big deal out of a stolen hamburger!
Jesse from Team Rocket: And Ketchup!
Director: Yeah..the ketchup too...anyway, think of a better plan...like, stealing Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika Pika...PIKACHOO!
Ash: Pikachu does not like the thought of him...her...it..ayway, being stolen!
Director: Just keep in mind that if this shot isn't filmed properly, it's comin' out of your paycheck!
Jesse, James,Meowth,Ash, and Pikachu: OK! OK! GEEZ! WE WILL DO IT BETTER THIS TIME!
By: Melissa

Meanwhile, at the beach...
Jessie: To protect the world from sunburn devastation
James: To unite all people within the beach nation
Jessie: To denounce the evil of sunburns and tans
James: To extend our reach to the sun of tan
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket jumps in the water at the speed of light
James: Surrender your sun block now or prepare to fight
Meowth: Hurry up, I'm burning up here!
Then...
Cassidy: To infect the world with sunburn devastation
Butch: To take your sun block within every nation
Cassidy: To denounce the goodness of sunburns and tans
Butch: To steal the wrath of the sun of tan
Cassidy: Cassidy!
Butch: Butch!
Cassidy: Team Rocket lays on the beach day and night
Butch: Surrender the beach or you'll lose your fight
Meowth: Hey...we were here first.
Everyone: Crud, the twerps are here!
Ash: *takes off everything, only leaving swim trunks on*
Everyone: Everyone's running off again!
Ash: Where'd everyone go? Is it my trunks? Whoo...Hey, a hot babe!
Sent by: Nintendo_Girl

3 pokemon are talking about there vacations.
Starmie: hey vulpix! Where are you going on vacation?
Vulpix: mmmh... My mom loves hot people. My dad loves hot people. And i love hot people. So i think im going to the lava pitt again.
Vulpix: Hey Pikachu! Where are you going on vacation?
Pikachu: Mmmh.. My dad loves elec. my mom loves elec. And i love elec. I think im going to the power plant again.
Pikachu: Hey Starmie! Where are you going on vacation?
Starmie: mmmh.. My dad loves to kill hurt and curse. My mom loves to kill hurt and curse. And i love to kill hurt and curse.. I think were going to misty again!!
Sent in by: Pepijn

Misty: *tries to give Pikachu some ketchup*
Ash:Misty, I think Pikachu is full. See, look, it's fat.
Misty:Ash, don't call pikachu fat, that's not nice. Also, you're calling Pikachu an 'it'  all the time. Why don't ya just ask Pikachu it it's a boy or a girl?
Ash: Well it is! *points to Pikachu* And also, Pikachu, Let's see if you're a boy or girl. Say 'Pika' if you're a boy, and 'Pikachu' if you're a girl.
Misty:* looks at Pikachu suspiciusly*
Pikachu: *has babies* Pikachu!
Misty and Ash: 0_0;;;  *anime-falls*
Sent in by: Draik Girl

Pokemon Theme-singers in theme: Gotta catch the ball!
Director: CUT! It's Gotta catch'em all!
Pokemon Theme-singers: Gotta crack'em all!
Director: You idiots! I told you! Got-To-Catch-Them-All!
Pokemon Theme-singers: Whatever...Gotta call the Mall!
Director: You are worse than Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pii..ka...CHUUU!! *shocks Director*
Pokemon Theme-singers: Gotta fry'em all!
Sent in by: Anonymous

Pikachu: *ready to shock TR*
Inuyasha walks in on mistake
Inuyasha: TIME TO KILL THIS DE.....*looks around* Um...
Director: CUT!! INUYASHA! YOU COME ON AT 12:00!
Take 2
Pikachu: PIIIIIII.....KAAAAAAAAAA.....CHOOOWWWWWWWW OW OW!!!!*blasts TR*
Gotomon falls from the sky
Gotomon: KARY!!
Director: CUT!! YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SHOW!!
Gotomon: Sorry *walks out*
Take 3
TR:LOOK LIKE TEAM ROCKET`S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!! *ping*
Zafara (yellow) is hopping by...
Yellow Zafara: Where is Kacheek!?
Director: CUT! Your show starts in January!
Take 4
Ash: A Neopet??
James: MY HAIR IS BURNT!!
Director: This is going to be awile...
8 Hours later
Take 6,888,998
Ash: PIKA.....Um....What is his name again?
Pikachu: Pi pika pikachu(what's my line agian...) O.O()
Director: Cut!!
Take 6,888,999
Brock: This has been 6 hours,but it feels like 20 years....I mean, My underwear is tight.
Ash: Um....Pikapoo?....Pikagloo?.....O-O..........
Director: *looks unhappy*
Ash: PIKALU!!
Director: CUT!!
Take 6,889,000
CameraMan: Um...My...
Director: Not now...
CameraMan: Yeah but...
Director: *mad and tapes his mouth shut*
Ash: PIKACHU!! THUNDER!!
Pikachu: PIIII...KAAA...CHUUUUU!!
TR: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!! *Ping*
Meowth: FINALLY!! *ping*
Director: THAT WAS GREAT!!
CameraMan: Um...I never cught it on tape...
Director: WHATTT!!! >:(
CameraMan: No more film.
Every one except the CameraMan: *falls* YEEAAAWW!!!!!
Sent in by: Speedy

Ash: "I am gonna be the greatest mustard of them all-"
Director: " CUT! CUT! CUT! YOU SAY MASTER NOT MUSTARD!
Director: TAKE 2!
Ash: "I, Ash Ketchup-"
Director: "CUT, CUT, CUT! THIS IS NOT A 'HEINZ' COMMERCIAL!! TAKE 3!
Ash: "I, Ash Burger, from Plate Town-"
Brock: " Uhm....I need to use the--"
Director: " GAHH!! THAT'S IT! I AM THROUGH WITH THIS JOB! I QUIT!!
**Director runs away screaming**
{{a long moment of silence...}}
Ash: "Do you think he liked our acting?"
Brock: **sighs, gets a mallet and hits Ash on the head**
Sent in by: Kae-Kae

SCENE: Vermilion city gym
RAICHU: *About to shock pikachu* Raaaiiiiiiichuuuuuuu!
*Big explosion*
EVERYONE: PIKACHU!!
BROCK: Hey look Pikachu protected itself by standing on its tail!
*Pikachu's tail is in a crack in the floor*
ASH: PIKACHU! USE AGILITY!
PIKACHU: *stuck in the crack* pika pi pika(HELP! I'M STUCK)
DIRECTOR: CUT! we are going to need some oil over here please!
*Oil people come and oil the crack*
DIRECTOR: OK! lets try that again people!
ASH: PIKACHU! USE AGILITY!!
PIKACHU: Pi!
*Jumps out of the crack to charge at Riachu but, too much oil was put on, and pikachu is sent flying to the other side of the gym and crashes into the wall*
DIRECTOR: *groans*
Sent in by: spinnacutie10 and blossom_puff2003

Ash: Pikachu, thunderbolt!
Pikachu: ...
Ash: Pikachu? Hello?...
Pikachu: ...
Ash walks over to pikachu: Hello, pikachu? *poke*
The pikachu falls over and breaks a seam and stuffing falls out.
Ash: A Poke Doll?!
Director: We're low on cash...
Ash:...ugh...
Sent in by: dugoochie

Narrator: Ash and everyone are heading for (wherever) but it seems like we have an interuption!
Pikachu: Pika chu pi pika Pika chuuu pi pi ka chu! (I have to go to the bathroom, one second everyone)
Ash: Pikachu, wait!
Pikachu: Pika chuu pika chu pika pika! (No I will not let you peek at me thats disgusting!)
Ash: No, no!
Pikachu: Pika pika! (Yes yes!)
Ash: WAIT! All I wanted is to give you some toilet paper!
Pikachu: Heh heh....
Sent in by: Erika

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