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Welcome to suta-raito! We're celebrating our 3rd birthday this year, and this news ticker was used on the first year Suta-Raito was born, so for the celebration...it...has...RETURNED! Annoying-ness: I'm gonna talk like Kenshin! That I am! Usually I don't watch Kenshin, that I don't...but I managed to catch it the other day on TV, that I did. Of course, it was the sad episode where he left everyone...that it was...*hisssss*... --~**~-- Is there an episode of Pokemon that team rocket isn't in? --~**~-- *runs around chasing Kuitsuku* Hey if you like to draw then you should check out suta-raito's oekakis! --~**~-- It has occured to me that a lot of people really do read this. So I'll keep typing meaningless stuff to amuse you all. -^^- --~**~-- I want a cookie. >3>....And a muffin. A cookie muffin.       ...with blueberries... --~**~-- Everything above this (well, mostly) was on the ticker 2 years ago! Oh the memories. And now, for some new stuff! --~**~-- If you want to contact me, but you can't figure out how...try clicking on the contact page. xD --~**~-- You're still reading this? --~**~-- Most people who read the word "yawning" will yawn.        ...you know you want to... --~**~--            HA! I bet you thought it was ending. NEVER!! --~**~-- Worms have been known to taste like bacon. o-o I wouldn't go munching on them for breakfast though.      Unless...you want to... --~**~-- Have a Neopets account? My username is kontinasu, go ahead and look me up! =3 --~**~-- Did you know that dolphins nap with one eye open? o.o That'd be a good skill for school. --~**~-- Ticky ticker ticky ticker.... --~**~-- On Suta-Raito's 2nd birthday, the counter was at 2 million visits. This year is our 3rd birthday, and the counter is at 8 million visits. =3 --~**~-- Well I'm going to end this now so I can draw some pictures. ^-^ Thanks for taking the time to read it, and thanks for visiting Suta-Raito!

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(Pikachu passes by)
Director: Pikachu, are you ready for this scene? We must finish this scene at once.
Pikachu: I can't I have to go to the......
Director: No excuse! You know our deadline is today. We can't let our fans down don't you.
Pikachu: Yeah I know but...
Director: No buts go on stage.
(Director carrying Pikachu on stage)
Director: Ok Action!!!
Brock: So you want the Boulder badge. You have to beat my Onix first.
Ash: I'll get that badge. Pikachu go!!
Battle started
(Onix wraps Pikachu)
(Pikachu is struggling to be free and his face turn red)
(Suddenly Pikachu felt relax and Onix collapse to the ground)
Director: Cut! What happen to Onix He looks weak?
Brock: Onix, what happen?
(Brock approaches to Onix)
Brock: Hey what's this?
(Brock found a wet spot on Onix and observes)
Ash and Director: Pikachu, what did you do?
Brock: This is.....
(In a shock)
Pikachu: I told you I have to go to the bathroom.
(Whole crew collapsed with sweat drop)
Sent in by: Coshi Dragonite

Narrator: Ahhh what a nice scene, all the pokemon working together to build their tent for camp!
Squirtle: Why? We need something to prop this side of the tent up!
Bulbasaur: hey hey hey! calm down!
Poliwag: huh? What where weh doin' again?
*Pikachu shocks all the pokemon at the camp-site*
Narrator: ok then..uhh....as I was saying, 'what a er terrifying scene'-
Sent in by: DragonKitty

Ash: *being happy and singing the poke'mon center theme while waiting for pikachu to heal*
Misty/Brock* hmm hmm hmm da da da dum dum* (pokemon center theme)
Old Man: *pops out of nowhere * (i am just guessing) Oh no!! my daughter is ill so now i have to steal in order to survive and keep her healthy!!
Ash: but stealing is wrong!! Pikachu, use your thunderblot!
Old Man: *points an M16 at Ash's head* oh no you dont!!
American Inspector: O_O CUT THAT SCENE OUT! ITS TOO VIOLENT!!!*shakes ash* ok!?!?!?!
Director/ash: wh-wh-whatever you say!! ^^;;;;;
~~~~~~*take two*~~~~~~
Old Man: points finger like holding a gun* Oh no you dont!
Americans: *nods head* good enough
And so thats how the gun dissapeared from the face of pokemon
Sent in by: Blaze

Su-kaihan:I'm interviewing Ash Ketchum of Pallet town!So Ash,how many gym badges have you collected so far?
Ash:So Ash,how many gym badges have you collected so far?
Su-kaihan:...-_-;; uumm,no ash,I'm interviewing,not you,so answer my question please.
Ash:uumm,no ash,I'm interviewing,not you,so answer my question please.
Su-Kaihan:ASH!this isn't funny,answer the god dang question !
Ash:ASH!this isn't funny,answer the god dang question !
Su-kaihan:STOP COPYING ME!!!
Su-kaihan:I'm ugly and my brain is made up of mushy peas and cow muck!
ash:you're ugly and your brain is made up of mushy peas and cow muck!
Su-kaihan:O_O......thats not funny!!!!!YOU STUPID #&$%##"******$$Ł###!!!!!!!
ash:*twats sukaihan round the head*shut up!!!!!!I DIDNT EVEN WANNA COME TO THIS STUPID THING ANYWAY!!!!*walks off in a mood*
Su-kaihan:oowwwwwww....*in alot of pain* I HATE KIDS!!I CANT WORK WITH EM ANYMORE!!lets interview a pokemon...

Interview 2
Sukaihan:*looks up*nobody told me i was interviewing this blobby lugia!!!he cant even fit in the studio hes so blobbyfied!!!!!!!!!!!he looks like mr.blobby!XD*pokes fat lugia*
fat lugia:*pulls a sulky face about to cry*
Sukaihan:.....0_0;; oops....sorry blobby,i mean lugia!*to cameraman* how old is blobby?i mean lugia!!XD
camera man:...only 4 years old...*mummy lugia walks in*
mummy lugia:AHEM!!!
Sukaihan:.uhh yea hi mrs.blobby...I MEAN MRS.LUGIA!!!please dont hurt me..be gentle.....
mummy:AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!*aero blasts sukaihan then walks out carrying fatlugia*
Sukaihan:*fried at the moment* goodbye mrs.blobby and baby blobby!!!....eep....
Sent in by: Su_kaihan

Ash eating 2 rice balls at once: Mmmmm! This is great!...I have to go to the bathroom!
Director: Ok,but don't take so long!
Ash: K.
5 min. later
Director: Ok,and action...
Ash eating 5 rice balls at once: Mmmmm! This is great!...I have to go to the bathroom!!!
Director: Why?! You already went 5 min. ago!
Ash: I Think I'm eating to many rice balls...
Sent in by: Ena

Director::TAKE 1!
Goku::**Walks on scene and sees Pikachu**Oh hi there!
Pikachu::Pika chu pikachu chu chu pika...(Dont make me use the ketchup...)
Misty::**Runs up to Goku**Umm hi? Are you single?
Brock::**Groans**Why does she like strangers?!
Director::CUT! Somebody please get this idoit Goke off stage..
**Bodyguards come and take Goku away**
Misty::WAIT! **Chases**
Director::**Sigh**We need a new Misty over here..
Sent in by: SylverFyre Phox

Misty: I wonder how long until we get to Cinnabar Island...
Ash: I wonder how long until we get to Cinnabar Island...
Misty: What?
Ash: What?
Misty: Are you copying me?
Ash: Are you copying me?
Misty: Quit it!
Ash: Quit it!
Misty: ASH!!
Ash: ASH!!
Misty: Fine, if you're going to keep doing that, I won't say anything.
Ash: Fine, if you're going to keep doing that, I won't say anything.
Misty: I am a small midget with lumpy gravey and peas for brains! I am bald!
Ash: At least you have the courage to admit it.
Misty: *wacks Ash*
Sent in by: Hakken and Chen-ka the Cheese Queen

Pikachu: -hops around- Pi Pi Pi!
Ash: -walks over to Pikachu- Hey Pikachu what's wrong?
Pikachu: -still dancing around- Pi Pi Pi!
Ash: Do you have to pee?
Pikachu: -looks at him-
Ash: Ok, lets go to the bathroom -takes Pikachu to bathroom-
Ash: Ok, here you go
Pikachu: -looks at Ash- Pika Pika Chu (I was only calling Togepi)
Sent in by: Tododile908

Ash: Charmander, flamethrower!!
Charmander: Char! (No!) *Blasts Ash*
Director: CUT! Charmander, NOT UNTIL YOU EVOLVE!
Charmander: *sulking* Charman...(OK...)
Director: Take 2!
* * *
*scene where Charmander evolves*
*people stare at Charmander*
Charmander: Char char mander char (It's not my fault Ash is a stupid trainer)
Sent In By:Kacheekfan58

Director: Okay now, Ash, Order a Zap cannon from Pikachu, with a real mad face!!
Take 1!
Ash:Okay Pikachu, use thunder attack on TeamRocket!
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
TEAMROCKET:Looks like TEAMRockets blasting off again!!!!!!!! *PING*
Director: No, no, no, go find TeamRocket and do it again! Its supposed to be Zap Cannon!
Jeesie: Whaaaaaatt? My hair is crispy!
Take 2
Ash:Pikachu, ZapCannon!
TR: Looks like TR Blasting off again!!!!!
Director:Cut, cut, cut, where's the *PING*?? DO IT AGAIN!
Ash:Pikachu...Zap Cannon!
TR(exceptJames):Team Rockets blasting off again....
James: Uuuuuuh.....Something...!
Jessie: Yoou imbasel!!! You forgot the line you say everyday?
Meowth: Can you be stupider?
Director: cut!
Ash: Pikachu..Hahahahahah Thunde-hahahaahaaha!
Take 4!
ASH: Pikachu Za-!!!
Pikachu: CHUUUU!!!
TR: Ouch!!!!
Director: Cut!!
Take 5!
Pikachu: Pika, PIKA!!!(Where's my KETCHUP???!!!)
Ash: I need some Chocolate Milk!
TR: Make-up!
Director...no! Take 5!!!!! not take 5 minutes!
Take uh5 take2?
Ash: Pikachu Zapcannon!
Pika:(TR covers eyes) Piii..KA?? (Im out??)
Director: Cut!!!!!
Meowth: Wheeeew! Dat, was a close one!
Pikachu: CHUUUUUU!!!!!
Pikachu: Pi pikachu pikaaaaa!!(Sorry, bodily function)
Ash: HAAAHAhahahahahah!
Meowth: I tink Im boirned.
Jessie: I need a Psychiatrist.....
James: My, hair is on fire.......Huh? (running around in circles) MY HAIR IS ON FIRE MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!
Todidile: DILLLLLLE!!(ill help!)
James:I want my Mommy!
Director: This is gonna be a long day.......
4 hours later!
Take 55,557!
Ash: ChukaPI!!
Take 5!
Ash: Pikachu Zapcan....woooooo....wait? shouldnt it be 55,558? where is everybody?
Misty: Hello....Break!
5 minutes Later............
Director: Read TR?
TR: sigh.............
Cameraguy(cg): Mr Director, sir we.....
Director: Sorry, after the take.....
CG: But sir, we need-
Director: No, it has to wait!
CG: It has to because we ne-
Director: Do you wanna loosse your job? sit and wait!
CG: Okayyy.......but dont say I didnt try ta warn ya!
Director: Action!
Take 55,558-
Ash: Pikachu! Zap Cannon!
Pikachu: Piiiiiiikachuuuuuuuu!!!
TR:Looks like TeamRockets blasting off again!!!!*PING* Director(cryingofhappiness):Wow, so beautiful!
James:I think IM turning into Ashes
Director: Now, what did you want?
CG: Uuhhhhhh....I was going to say....We need more film for the Camera....We didnt get that shot...
Director...(twitching his eyes)....WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
ALL: (crying...Pikachu holds on to some Ketchup)
CG: I'll..go..get...more...film!
Director: Why didn't you tell me?
CG: I..I..I..tried to but-
Director(pulls out Mallet)
Misty: Hey....Thats Mine!
Director...Huh..huh..huh..huh..I'll give it back when Im done......(holds over CG's head)
CG: (hands over head) No Dont!!
CG looks up to find the director knocked his self out on purpose!
Ash: Huuu...Why am I put through this......
Pikachu: PIKAPIIIIII(Im the one loosing energy and getting hurt everyday mr. Hero!)
TR: Pikachu! Zap Cannon!!!
Pikachu: PIIIIIIII!!!
Ash: Looks like....wait..this is new..wow thats smarts! Ohh yeah (pulls out triangle)
Director: Huuh...Ya know what everyone?
All: What?!!
Director: Were outa takecards too....
All: (falls down anime style after sweatdropping)

Sent In By:BrandiAAMLFan

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