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Director: OK EVERYONE! LET'S FINISH THE PIKACHU VS. ONIX SCENE QUICKLY. OUR
DEADLINE IS TODAY SO WE MUST FINISH THIS ASAP (As Soon As Possible) PRONTO!!
(Pikachu passes by)
Director: Pikachu, are you ready for this scene? We must finish this scene
Pikachu: I can't I have to go to the......
Director: No excuse! You know our deadline is today. We can't let our fans
down don't you.
Pikachu: Yeah I know but...
Director: No buts go on stage.
(Director carrying Pikachu on stage)
Director: Ok Action!!!
Brock: So you want the Boulder badge. You have to beat my Onix first.
Ash: I'll get that badge. Pikachu go!!
(Onix wraps Pikachu)
(Pikachu is struggling to be free and his face turn red)
(Suddenly Pikachu felt relax and Onix collapse to the ground)
Director: Cut! What happen to Onix He looks weak?
Brock: Onix, what happen?
(Brock approaches to Onix)
Brock: Hey what's this?
(Brock found a wet spot on Onix and observes)
Ash and Director: Pikachu, what did you do?
Brock: This is.....
(In a shock)
Pikachu: I told you I have to go to the bathroom.
(Whole crew collapsed with sweat drop)
Sent in by: Coshi Dragonite
Narrator: Ahhh what a nice scene, all the pokemon working together to build their tent for camp!
Pikachu: NO!! THAT'S MINE! YOU CAN'T USE IT!!
Squirtle: Why? We need something to prop this side of the tent up!
Pikachu: I DON' CARE! ITS MINE!
Bulbasaur: hey hey hey! calm down!
Poliwag: huh? What where weh doin' again?
*Pikachu shocks all the pokemon at the camp-site*
Narrator: ok then..uhh....as I was saying, 'what a er terrifying scene'-
Sent in by: DragonKitty
Ash: *being happy and singing the poke'mon center theme while waiting for pikachu to heal*
Misty/Brock* hmm hmm hmm da da da dum dum* (pokemon center theme)
Old Man: *pops out of nowhere * (i am just guessing) Oh no!! my daughter is ill so now i have to steal in order to survive and keep her healthy!!
Ash: but stealing is wrong!! Pikachu, use your thunderblot!
Old Man: *points an M16 at Ash's head* oh no you dont!!
American Inspector: O_O CUT THAT SCENE OUT! ITS TOO VIOLENT!!!*shakes ash* ok!?!?!?!
Director/ash: wh-wh-whatever you say!! ^^;;;;;
Old Man: points finger like holding a gun* Oh no you dont!
Americans: *nods head* good enough
And so thats how the gun dissapeared from the face of pokemon
Sent in by: Blaze
Su-kaihan:I'm interviewing Ash Ketchum of Pallet town!So Ash,how many gym badges have you collected so far?
Ash:So Ash,how many gym badges have you collected so far?
Su-kaihan:...-_-;; uumm,no ash,I'm interviewing,not you,so answer my question please.
Ash:uumm,no ash,I'm interviewing,not you,so answer my question please.
Su-Kaihan:ASH!this isn't funny,answer the god dang question !
Ash:ASH!this isn't funny,answer the god dang question !
Su-kaihan:STOP COPYING ME!!!
ash:STOP COPYING ME!!!
Su-kaihan:I'm ugly and my brain is made up of mushy peas and cow muck!
ash:you're ugly and your brain is made up of mushy peas and cow muck!
Su-kaihan:O_O......thats not funny!!!!!YOU STUPID #&$%##"******$$Ł###!!!!!!!
ash:*twats sukaihan round the head*shut up!!!!!!I DIDNT EVEN WANNA COME TO THIS STUPID THING ANYWAY!!!!*walks off in a mood*
Su-kaihan:oowwwwwww....*in alot of pain* I HATE KIDS!!I CANT WORK WITH EM ANYMORE!!lets interview a pokemon...
Sukaihan:*looks up*nobody told me i was interviewing this blobby lugia!!!he cant even fit in the studio hes so blobbyfied!!!!!!!!!!!he looks like mr.blobby!XD*pokes fat lugia*
fat lugia:*pulls a sulky face about to cry*
Sukaihan:.....0_0;; oops....sorry blobby,i mean lugia!*to cameraman* how old is blobby?i mean lugia!!XD
camera man:...only 4 years old...*mummy lugia walks in*
Sukaihan:.uhh yea hi mrs.blobby...I MEAN MRS.LUGIA!!!please dont hurt me..be gentle.....
mummy:AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!*aero blasts sukaihan then walks out carrying fatlugia*
Sukaihan:*fried at the moment* goodbye mrs.blobby and baby blobby!!!....eep....
Sent in by: Su_kaihan
Ash eating 2 rice balls at once: Mmmmm! This is great!...I have to go to
Director: Ok,but don't take so long!
5 min. later
Director: Ok,and action...
Ash eating 5 rice balls at once: Mmmmm! This is great!...I have to go to the bathroom!!!
Director: Why?! You already went 5 min. ago!
Ash: I Think I'm eating to many rice balls...
Sent in by: Ena
Goku::**Walks on scene and sees Pikachu**Oh hi there!
Pikachu::Pika chu pikachu chu chu pika...(Dont make me use the ketchup...)
Ash::HEY! GET AWAY FROM MY PIKACHU!
Misty::**Runs up to Goku**Umm hi? Are you single?
Brock::**Groans**Why does she like strangers?!
Director::CUT! Somebody please get this idoit Goke off stage..
**Bodyguards come and take Goku away**
Director::**Sigh**We need a new Misty over here..
Sent in by: SylverFyre Phox
Misty: I wonder how long until we get to Cinnabar Island...
Ash: I wonder how long until we get to Cinnabar Island...
Misty: Are you copying me?
Ash: Are you copying me?
Misty: Quit it!
Ash: Quit it!
Misty: Fine, if you're going to keep doing that, I won't say anything.
Ash: Fine, if you're going to keep doing that, I won't say anything.
Misty: I am a small midget with lumpy gravey and peas for brains! I am bald!
Ash: At least you have the courage to admit it.
Misty: *wacks Ash*
Sent in by: Hakken and Chen-ka the Cheese Queen
Pikachu: -hops around- Pi Pi Pi!
Ash: -walks over to Pikachu- Hey Pikachu what's wrong?
Pikachu: -still dancing around- Pi Pi Pi!
Ash: Do you have to pee?
Pikachu: -looks at him-
Ash: Ok, lets go to the bathroom -takes Pikachu to bathroom-
Ash: Ok, here you go
Pikachu: -looks at Ash- Pika Pika Chu (I was only calling Togepi)
Sent in by: Tododile908
Ash: Charmander, flamethrower!!
Charmander: Char! (No!) *Blasts Ash*
Director: CUT! Charmander, NOT UNTIL YOU EVOLVE!
Charmander: *sulking* Charman...(OK...)
Director: Take 2!
* * *
*scene where Charmander evolves*
*people stare at Charmander*
Charmander: Char char mander char (It's not my fault Ash is a stupid trainer)
Sent In By:Kacheekfan58
Director: Okay now, Ash, Order a Zap cannon from Pikachu, with a real mad face!!
Ash:Okay Pikachu, use thunder attack on TeamRocket!
TEAMROCKET:Looks like TEAMRockets blasting off again!!!!!!!! *PING*
Director: No, no, no, go find TeamRocket and do it again! Its supposed to be Zap Cannon!
Jeesie: Whaaaaaatt? My hair is crispy!
TR: Looks like TR Blasting off again!!!!!
Director:Cut, cut, cut, where's the *PING*?? DO IT AGAIN!
TR(exceptJames):Team Rockets blasting off again....
Jessie: Yoou imbasel!!! You forgot the line you say everyday?
Meowth: Can you be stupider?
Ash: Pikachu..Hahahahahah Thunde-hahahaahaaha!
ASH: Pikachu Za-!!!
Pikachu: Pika, PIKA!!!(Where's my KETCHUP???!!!)
Ash: I need some Chocolate Milk!
Director...no! Take 5!!!!! not take 5 minutes!
Take uh5 take2?
Ash: Pikachu Zapcannon!
Pika:(TR covers eyes) Piii..KA?? (Im out??)
Meowth: Wheeeew! Dat, was a close one!
Pikachu: Pi pikachu pikaaaaa!!(Sorry, bodily function)
Meowth: I tink Im boirned.
Jessie: I need a Psychiatrist.....
James: My, hair is on fire.......Huh? (running around in circles) MY HAIR IS ON FIRE MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!
Todidile: DILLLLLLE!!(ill help!)
James:I want my Mommy!
Director: This is gonna be a long day.......
4 hours later!
Ash: Pikachu Zapcan....woooooo....wait? shouldnt it be 55,558? where is everybody?
5 minutes Later............
Director: Read TR?
Cameraguy(cg): Mr Director, sir we.....
Director: Sorry, after the take.....
CG: But sir, we need-
Director: No, it has to wait!
CG: It has to because we ne-
Director: Do you wanna loosse your job? sit and wait!
CG: Okayyy.......but dont say I didnt try ta warn ya!
Ash: Pikachu! Zap Cannon!
TR:Looks like TeamRockets blasting off again!!!!*PING*
Director(cryingofhappiness):Wow, so beautiful!
James:I think IM turning into Ashes
Director: Now, what did you want?
CG: Uuhhhhhh....I was going to say....We need more film for the Camera....We didnt get that shot...
Director...(twitching his eyes)....WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
ALL: (crying...Pikachu holds on to some Ketchup)
Director: Why didn't you tell me?
CG: I..I..I..tried to but-
Director(pulls out Mallet)
Misty: Hey....Thats Mine!
Director...Huh..huh..huh..huh..I'll give it back when Im done......(holds over CG's head)
CG: (hands over head) No Dont!!
CG looks up to find the director knocked his self out on purpose!
Ash: Huuu...Why am I put through this......
TR: WHAAAAAAT!? YOU???? PUT THROUGH THIS!!!
Pikachu: PIKAPIIIIII(Im the one loosing energy and getting hurt everyday mr. Hero!)
TR: Pikachu! Zap Cannon!!!
Ash: Looks like....wait..this is new..wow thats smarts! Ohh yeah (pulls out triangle)
Director: Huuh...Ya know what everyone?
Director: Were outa takecards too....
All: (falls down anime style after sweatdropping)
Sent In By:BrandiAAMLFan
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