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Most Recent Bloopers:

Ash: I gotta catch them all....WAIT!
Director: What's the matter?
Ash: I just realized something. All my life my dream has been to 'catch them all,' but in every movie I see a pokemon that I will probably never catch!
Director: Soooo?
Ash: Well then WHAT'S MY GOAL IN LIFE?? I am spinning, going no where!
Pikachu: Pika pi pi chu.
Ash: *triumphantly* Your right! I should go and catch all of those pokemon that have slipped away! And I'll finally have... the ones that got away. -takes bag and runs off like a maniac- Muhahahahah!
Cast: 0_o
Misty: *looks at pikachu* You just wanted to get rid of him, didn't you?
Pikachu: Pika! *smiles
Sent in by: Susan

Me: Let's see what pokemon do when the show isn't taping!
*walks in pikachu's dressing room
Pikachu: *is playing with tamagotchi*
Me: Huh?
Pikachu: *notices I am here* Uhhhh....er...hi?
Me: Looks like they play with....wait a minute, Pikachu doesn't speak english!
Pikachu: Uhhh...Pi...ka?
Me: Good enough. *walks away*
Pikachu: Phew! That was a close one! I thought she was gonna take you, my little Tamagotchi!
Dierector: CUT! Let's make that a little more funnier, we want this to be in poke bloopers, don't we?!
All exept dierector: *sweatdrops*
Sent in by: Erin

Ash: Do I put these orbs in this mini temple?
Slowking: Yes.
Ash: Here?
Slowking: Yes.
Ash: Right now?
Slowking: (with vein expression) Yes.
Ash: Today?
Slowking: YES ALREADY!!!!!
Sent in by: Nicole

(pokemon voices translated)
Director:Time for scene 656.
Gang:Scene 656!?!
Director:You know,the scene where you each eat 456 pounds of TNT .
Ash:I'm not doing that.
Director:Does 500 extra bucks on your paycheck change your mind?
Ash:YES IT DOES! Gimmee the TNT!
*TNT explodes* Director:Muahahahaha! My brilliant plan is working! Soon I shall take over the world! Muahahahaha!
*Pokemon start attacking Director* Director:OW! OO! OUCH! Stop it! You're ruinig my plan! OOF!
Brock: Good thing were alive!
*Director runs off* Director:I QUIT! MOMMY!
Misty:Let's make our own show.
Ash: Yeah, let's call it Pokemon doing stuff without humans
Gang: Nah
Pokemon: Hey, we liked that!
Gang: Oh no you don't!
*Gang jumps on Pokemon and starts to wrestle*
Camera Man: And I had to be a camera man.
Sent in by: Justin

Director: Ok, wait, are you the sableye? *looks at umbreon*
Umbreon: Umbre?? (What??)
Director: Oh, are YOU the sableye? *looks at pikachu*
Pikachu: Pikachu?!?! PIKACHU PIKA PIKA PII? (Sableye? Dont you know a pikachu when you see one?)
Director: Ok, *points to sableye* Tell me where you hid the sableye!!!
Sableye: *smacks face* Sable... (Oy....)
Torchic *hops to Pikachu*: Torchic tor tor torchic tor tor (We really need a director who knows his pokemon..)
Director: You there! *points to eevee* Where is the eevee?
Pikachu: Pika (Yup)
Sent in by: Amanda

Brock: Ash, I don't think it was a good idea to invite all your co-stars to a party.
Ash: Why?
Brock: The way Mewtwo and Deoxis are looking at each other, and ...
A large explosion fills the air, with the sounds of battling legendary Pokemon
Ash: Oh.
Sent in by: Mippy Catawalka

Ash: Woooooooow! Look at that Lugia! *Points at it*
Lugia: Splot! *White stuff lands on Ash's face*
Director: CUT! Lugia! Stop that! *Points at the Lugia*
Lugia: Splot! *White stuff lands on the Director's face*
Misty: Apparently, the Lugia doesn't like being pointed at.
Brock: Yuk! Lets wipe that off your faces.
They return to the same spot the next morning.
Ash: Woooooooow! Look at that Ho-oh! *Points at it.*
All apart from Ash: ASH!!!
Ho-oh: SPLOT...
Sent in by: Rory

Team Rocket: Team Rocket! Shooting off at the speed of light!
Director: *Stops the camera* CUT! Oi! It's blasting not shooting! Right! Take 2.
Team Rocket: Team Rocket! Speeding off at the speed of light!
Director: *Stops the camera* CUT! NO! IT'S BLASTING! Take 3.
Team Rocket: Team Rocket! Flying off at the speed of light!
Director: *Stops the camera* CUT! BLASTING! You idiots! TAKE 4!
Team Rocket: Team Rocket! Blasting off at the speed of fright!
Director: Moan...maybe it's time for a break...
Sent in by: Rory

Ash: Well, that was a good episode, eh Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pee.
Ash: Oh, what do you mean by that?
Pikachu: Pika Pee.
Ash: Hmmm...are you hungry?
Pikachu: PIKA PEE!
Ash: Do you wanna sleep?
Pikachu: Pika Pika PEE!
Ash: Have you--OH, NOT IN MY DRESSING ROOM!
Sent in by: Stephanie

Misty: There's something I've always wanted to say to you, Ash.
Ash: What?
Misty: YOU STILL OWE ME A BIKE!!! Sent in by: BadBlondeDesigns

*From Pokemon; The First Movie*
Nurse Joy: Meet the world's most powerful trainer and Pokemon!
Crowd: *watches as Mewtwo floats down to the floor*
Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo! Feel my wrath! Muahaha! Muah-*COUGH COUGH WHEEZE*
Director: CUT! Mewtwo did you take your cough drops?
Mewtwo: What cough drops? I have a cold not pnuemonia!
Ash: You can still take cough drops well... Cuz a cold has a cough
Mewtwo: Shut up, shut up! I will not listen! I am better than all of you!
Director: *To Ash* When I told him to be ignorant i didn't mean for a stupid COLD! Sheesh!
Mewtwo: *cries* Waaah! I'll be in my trailer 'cuz this is like the 40th take! *runs off crying* *Mew peeks out door*
Mew: Mew mew mew! (What a big baby!)
Sent in by: Sarah

Ash (Talking to sleeping Snorlax): Now, I need you to move over there! *points to other side of the road*
Snorlax: Zzzzzzz...
Ash: There's a pizza over there!
Snorlax: Zzzzzzz...
Ash: Come on! Please?
Snorlax: Zzzzzzz...
Ash: What about 1 million dollars?
Snorlax: Zzzzzzz...
Ash (Talking to Brock): Hey, Brock, can I have a cookie? I'm pooped.
Brock: Sure! *tosses cookie to Ash*
Snorlax (Wakes up): MIIIIINE! *jumps up and grabs cookie in the air*
Ash: HEY! MY COOKIE! *starts to cry*
Brock: -_-;;
Sent in by: Abby [URL]

(in the pokemon 2000 movie)
Slowking: ...and the world will turn to Ash...
Misty: awwww.... WHY IS IT ALWAYS ASH HMMM!? Why can't it be someone like me!? It figures! Ash Always saves the day!
Ash: *puts hands behind head with grin* Yeah... well I'm just popular among the fans...
Tracy: *thoughtfully* But the show is called pokemon... why do you get all the glory and not the pokemon?
Ash: *points at Pikachu* You call that not getting the glory?
Pikachu: *getting a massage from a whole bunch of fangirls* Pika! ^^
Ash, Tracy, and Misty: T_T;;
Director: *grabs head* I need an asprin...
Sent in by: Tag ^~

Ash: Pikachu! Use Thunderpock!
Director: CUT! Ash! It's ThunderSHOCK! Not Thunderpock.
Ash: Okey I got it now.
Director: Ok. Take 2.
Ash: Pikachu! Use Thunderlock!
Director: CUT! Almost, Ash. It's Thundershock. OK? Thundershock.
Ash: Alright.
Director: Take 3.
Ash: Pikachu! Use Thunderhock!
Director: CUT! Thundershock, Ash! THUNDERSHOCK!
Ash: Alright! Don't need to yell!
Director: Take 4.
Ash: Pikachu! Use Thunderpancakes!
Director: CUUT! "Sigh" I give up.
Sent in by: Rsvprsimpson

Director: Ok. Say everything I say Ok?
Ash: Got it!
Director: I will try my best out there without messing up!
Ash: I will try my best out there without messing up!
Director: Very good.
Ash: Very good.
Director: Um...you can stop now.
Ash: Um...you can stop now.
Director: STOP IT!
Ash: STOP IT!
Director: Are you trying to be cute?!
Ash: ...maybe.
Sent in by: Rsvprsimpson

Pikachu: *Running away from Team Rocket* Pika! Pika!! (Help! Help!) *Runs into camera* Pi... (Ow)
Director: CUT! *Sighs* We need to find a better place for the camera...
Sent in by: Dragonluver

Lugia is flying over Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu
Ash: *Looks up* Wow, look at that Pokemon! (White stuff falls on his face)
Misty: I don't want to know...
Sent in by: Sam

When TV Schedules Go TERRIBLY Wrong...
Ash: Pikachu, GO! Wait, you're not Chansey, who, err, WHAT are you?
Kirby: Aah!
Director: NO! Kirby, you come on at 11! Let's try it again! Take 2!
Cameraman: Ash, now you're fighting Ninetails.
Ash: Uuhhh, you mean two-tails?
Director: Tails! You come on at 9! And get your egotistical hedgehog friend outta here!
Cameraman: *sigh* What's next? Inuyasha?
Brock: *hearts in eyes* Hi Im brock! What's your name?
Kagome: Errrmm... *I swear, this guy is Miroku's reincarnation! Oh, where's Sango when you need her?*
Inuyasha: *Pulls out Tetsusaiga* Get away from her!!!
Director: NO! You're on at midnight!!!
Cameraman: THAT'S IT! I GIVE! I need greasy food to calm my nerves. *walks over to empty food table* WHAT?! KIRBY! DEDEDE! GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's the Tylenol?!
Sent in by: Shippo (Shippou830 on Neopets)

Charmander: *runs out of his trailer with a charizard costume on*
Director: Okay...*looks puzzled* Charizard get to your place!
Charmander: Char! *nods head*
Director: ACTION!
Ash: C'mon Misty and Brock we gotta get going!
Charmander: *jumps up infront of them and attempts to blow fire* *wheezes* eeee eeeeeee!
Director: CUT!! Charizard make that fire burn baby! ACTION!!!
Charmander: Char! *blows fire and costume burns up into a pile of ash because of the heat*
Director: CUT CUT CUT!
Charizard: *the real charizard comes up and looks puzzled checking the script to make sure* *walks up to director* RrrrrRrRRRrrrR (translated: I think his and my part got mixed up)
Direcor: Who are you?! SECURITY!
Security: *come out and grab charizard and pull him away form the set*
Charizard: *looks puzzled and turns red and stares at Charmander*
Charmander: *gets nervous and sweats*
Director: Charizard....*looks at charmander* ......just try not to shed your skin when you blow fire again okay TAKE 3 Scene 27 ACTION!
Sent in by: Fiora

Ash: I can talk to my Pikachu!
Weird guy: Oh yeah, well so can this machine I invented! *Machine looks like a box* Box: Pika Chu! Pika Chu! Pika Chu! Pikachu! (etc)
Weird Guy: See!
Pikachu: Pikachu Pika, "Pika Chu!"? Why does that box keep saying "Chicken Soup!"?
Sent in by: Kim

Director:Ok ppl! Get ready for scene 2,675!
Cast: O_O
Ash: Scene 2,675?
May: what one is that?
Director:the one where ash, may, brock, and max take care of pikachu and treat him like royal-
*Everyone looks at pikachu*
Pikachu:Pika?(what?)
Sent in by: Kyogre_kid (kyogre_kid13 on neopets)

Ash: "Well! I have finally made it to the Pokemon Finals!"
Misty: "Congratulations!"
Pikachu: "Pi pika chu!" (Thanks to my awsome shocking abilities!)
Brock: "Hey! There is your picture on the screen!"
*Voice: "Battleing in 18 minutes is Ash Ketchup..."
Ash: "WHAT???!!!! IT'S ASH KETCHUM! KETCHUM!!!"
*Voice: "Ash Ketchup....are you in the building???"
Ash: "KETCHUM!!!!!!!" UGH! Pikachu! Go!"
*Pikachu shocks the anouncer...*
*Voice: "Ouch...Ouch...Ouch....Ouch....
Director: "CUT!!! Pikachu...when we saw to shock...we don't actually mean to Shock! We have computers to put that on the screen!"
(Angry Pikachu): "PI KA CHUUUUUU!!!!" (Thats IT! I'll be in my trailer!)
Sent in by: PookiePet

Ash: *throws pokeball*
Director: CUT! How many times have I told you, you can't catch a tree!
TAKE 10!
Ash: Pikachu, thunderbolt!
Director: Nooo, not the bush! You're fired!
Sent in by: Raven

Giovanni: So, you wanna join team rocket?
Ash: No.
Director: Cut! It is yes, not no! Take 2.
Giovanni: So you wanna join team rocket?
Ash: No.
Director: YES NOT NO!!! Take 3.
Giovanni: So, you don't want not to join team rocket?
Ash: No.
Giovanni: Now sign these forms. Sign here, and here, and here.
Ash: BUT I SAID NO!
Giovanni: Double negative. If you say no to a double negative, your saying yes.
Ash: *twitches*
Sent in by: Leah

Gym Leader: Here you go you deserve the badge. *gives him the badge*
Ash: Thanks!
Gym Leader: NO,you don't deserve it! *swipes it back*
Ash: *cries*
Sent in by: Anonymous

*Pokemon the first movie, everyone watches as Ash gets turned into stone..*
Misty: *tear drop* My bike!!
Sent in by: Tequila

Ash: Hey brock look!
Brock: *turns towards ash*
Ash: Hey c'mon Brock look.
Brock: I am looking at you Ash.
Ash: No you're not. Your eyes are closed.
Brock: my eyes arent closed.
Ash: Yes they are!
Brock: Fine. *opens his eyes wide*
Ash: AHHHHHHHHHH CLOSE YOUR EYES CLOSE YOUR EYES!
Sent in by: Kirby Green

Ash: -sigh- I just can't do this right now.
Director: Cut!
Ash: -rubbing temples- Brock, there is something I must reveal to you.
Brock(and everybody else): o.o
Ash: I must tell you everything. -gulp- Now or never! Well, ever since the very first episode we appeared on together, I remember looking into your eyes-er, slits and thinking... man, Brock is so awesome. On every episode I grew fonder. In my journal, I started drawing pictures of you. Skipping, swimming, climbing trees, basically having fun. And looking happy. -eyes begin to well up- 'Cause that's just what I want you to be. Happy. And every girl you saw you went crazy for, and I was hurting. My heart was blazing with pain. But I just stood back. I gave you your space. I gave a weak smile. And I went on with life. I turned away, I looked up, for an answer? I dunno. But the truth is - -gasp- Brock I LOVE YOU!! -leaps into arms- -
Brock: -falls down under Ash's weight-
Everybody else: 0_0
Ash: Pikachu, wake up! Break is almost over!
Pikachu: Pikaa... (ok.)
Pikachu: (to self) My soap opera fantasies will never come true, will they. -sniff-
Sent in by: Kaelzen

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#5: Please double check your spelling and everything in your blooper. If your grammar is really bad, I won't add your blooper.
#6: Try not to make your blooper incredibly long. Short and funny bloopers may just be the best kind. =3




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