There's a war on Neopets!
Oh No! *Runs away*
Cool I get to see people fight!
Lemme at em, I'll teach that evil who's boss!
Nobody will know who started the war... *evil grin*
I don't...have a neopet...
Somebody gives you a baby paintbrush on accident. You:
Donate it. O.o;
Give it back to the person.
Hehe, sell it back to the person!
Sell it to someone else for lots of neopoints!
Gnaw on it until you break it and turn YOURSELF into a baby...
You eat butter with:
Um I eat butter...with toast...
A spoon maybe?
I don't eat it, I throw it at houses.
Some idiot tries to break into your bathroom. You:
Lock the bathroom door. =)
Depends...what if he just needs to go?
Is...this based on what I did yesterday?
Threaten that you have a killer kougra with you.
Scream and start chanting "DOOM ON YOU!"
Which Neopet do you like best:
Why is the sky blue?
It's some sort of gas I think...
That's the ground, sheesh
Would you like me to make it red!?
I don't know but it's so purdey!
You are at the skating rink. You:
Skate the wrong way to make people mad.
Scream at the idiot skating the wrong way.
Act like you can't skate and when people laugh at you, zoooooooom by!
Skate and make some new friends.
How many neofriends do you have?
150+ (Not all on neopets)
I don't need any friends.
What do you do on your spare time?
I like to eat. Eating is fun.
Kill harmless ants
Watch anime! =D
You're in a neo battle. What happens?
I hate battling.
Sadly, I'd probably loose.
Nobody would dare battle me!
Freak the person out until they withdraw.