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IL: Hello. Gatomon, are you hungry?
Gatomon: Stare at the stomach!
IL: *touches the moving stomach* *shrieks* What is it? v
Gatomon: My lunch for the rest of the day. From this day on I am going on a diet!
IL: Oh, really? *holds up a rat* What about Opossumon?
Gatomon: Oh, come on! I wouldn't eat my own Armor form! *stomach growls* Honey, I'm comin' home! *viciously attacks Opposumon*
IL: Can I have some?
Gatomon: Stare into my eyes.
IL: *stares into Gatomon's eyes*
Gatomon: Good. Cat's Eye Hypnotism.
IL: *gets dizzier and dizzier*
Gatomon: Good. Lightning Claw! *strikes IL*
IL: Ahhhhhh! A duranged, rabid cat is attacking me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Gatomon: *laughs bitterly and evil* Thank you, television! And thank you Myotismon!
Sent in by: IL
FE: We are here for an exclusive interview with the main boys of Digimon!
Tai: Hey, what's up?
Tekuya: Hey peoples!
FE: Sooo, boys...first question: What is up with those goggles you wear? I mean you all wear them. Is there some sort of SICK obsession going on here?!? I mean really... why the goggles???
Davis: well, you see...
FE: AND WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH YOUR HAIR?! You all have a similar hairstyle! Are you part some sick little club or sumthin'!? And where do you get all that hair gel!?
FE: And that concludes today's special with the Digimon boys. Thanks for all the great info and commentary boys!
Sent in by: xX_Fire_Element_Xx
Rena: Hi Koji!
Koji: You're happy...
Rena: Les start with the interview.
Rena: Okay Koji, do you ever think that you should have gotten a different spirit?
Rena: Do u like being a light digimon, or would you trade with your Bro?
Koji: I'd like to be both light and dark...you know...like a mix!
Rena: Are you ever jealous of Takuya?
Koji: Naw, I mean he is a totally doof.
Takuya (from a distance): I HEARD THAT!!
Rena: Do you like any girls?
Koji: Girls that I know or ones in movies?
Rena: Any, either one!
Koji: Well I sorta like...Rika...
Koji, *blushing*: Yeah...
Rena: Anything else you'd like to share?
Koji: *whispering* Can we take a break?
Rena: Okay, we'll be back soon! Tune in next time for "Digi-interviews!"
Sent in by: Rena
Genevieve: Hi, nd weclome to digiview with intermon!
Gatomon: It's, 'Weclome to interview with Gatomon'!
Gatomon: No! And that's final!
Genevieve: Okay then. It's no.
Genevieve: *runs away with gameboy*
Gatomon: Well...that's my interview! Goodbye and have a nice day everyone!
Everyone: 0______o Oooookay...
Sent in by: games344724
Me: Okay, we're here with an interview of Guilmon.
Guilmon: Peanut butter?
Me: -_-; Okay...
Guilmon: PEANUT BUTTER?!?
Me: Anyway, how wa-
Guilmon: *tackles* PEANUT BUTTER!!
Me: 0.0 AAH! I QUIT! I QUIT!!
Guilmon: *eats the camera*
Me: Okay, let's try this again. So, Guilmon, what's it like being in an AWESOME show? ^_^
Guilmon (in chains with cloth wrapped around his mouth): Mmmphmrrphmmm!
Sent in by: Meagan
Onaona: Hiya! Onaona here with today’s edition of-
AnnoyingPipsqueak: Hold it! What about me!?
Onaona: Oh alright, Onaona and AnnoyingPipsqueak here with today’s edition of-
AnnoyingPipsqueak: And why does your name come first? Why doesn’t mine come first? And why am I called “AnnoyingPipsqueak”? Huh!? Why?
Onaona: Okay, in this order: Because I’m the star, you're the co-star, and it’s your name, happy?
Camera Man: Uh, we’re on air, so maybe we should hurry up with the interview?
Onaona: Right, so today we have two very special guests from Digimon, season 3.... Impmon and Calumon! *Impmon and Calumon enter and sit down*
Onaona: So, Impmon-
AnnoyingPipsqueak: Why do you get to ask the questions? I want to ask the questions!
Onaona: Because I know what to ask and I will be less likely to say something stupid.
AnnoyingPipsqueak: ARE YOU SAYING I’M STUPID!?
Onaona: No I’m saying---
AnnoyingPipsqueak: I don’t care what you’re saying, I’m asking the questions! *looks at Impmon* So Impmon, you must be a pretty brave Digimon.
Impmon: *smirk look on his face* Well I---
AnnoyingPipsqueak: I mean you’d have to be brave to walk around in public dressed like that!
Impmon:*extremely angry* WHAT!? *jumps down and starts to chase AnnoyingPipsqueak* BADA BOOM!!!!!!
Onaona: *sigh* Well it seems that’s all the time we have. See you next time *tries to smile and wave goodbye to audience while ignoring screams in the background*
Calumon: *Smiles happily and waves to camera*
Director: ...........................Cut. *sigh*
Sent in by: Onaona
Nikki: OK, now that I have finished teasing Ash Ketchum on how he doesn't know what a school or **** is, I think I'll have more fun teasing the Digi-Destined.
Digi-Destined: *walk through the door* Hi, Nikki!
Nikki: Hello! Now, would you mind if I ask you all questions?
Digi-Destined: No at all.
Nikki: Good. *turns to face Joe* Are you always paranoid?
Joe: No, never.
Nikki: *shows a picture of Ogremon*
Joe: Ahhhhhhh! *runs into the wall and knocks himself unconcious*
Nikki: One down, seven to go. Oh look, here comes the Tamers!
Tamers: *walk in* Hello, Nikki.
Nikki: Hello! I am just going to ask all sixteen of you a few questions. *turns to Suzie* Are you the biggest baby out of all the seasons?
Suzie: No! I am no baby!
Nikki: *touch Suzie* Oh, really?
Suzie: Ahhh! Henry, the bwig woman hwurt mwe! Waah!
Nikki: Ha! Not a baby at all, I think not. *turns to TK* You too?
Nikki: *touches TK* Oh, no?
TK: Ahhhh! Matt, beat the Interview Lady up!
Nikki: *sigh* I rest my case. Now Tai, Matt, why do you always fight?
Tai: We do not!
Matt: Yes we do!
Tai: No, we don't.
Matt: Oh, yeah? *starts beating each other up*
Nikki: OK, then. There goes another one. Sora, why do you always seem to like Tai?
Sora: I do not like Tai! He stole my goggles that my Dad gave me before he went bungee jumping and hit the ground and died!
Tai: *stops beating Matt up* You gave them to me!
Sora: Why would I give them to you?
Tai: *runs off crying* Where'd I go wrong? *runs out of the studio*
Nikki: *laughs meniacly* Rika?
Rika: *snobbishly* Yes, Nikki?
Nikki: Why do you like Ryo?
Rika: I hate Ryo! He's worse than Indromon and Vikaralamon put together!
Ryo: What! I thought we had something together!
Rika: Shut up Ryo! And besides, in the Digimon battle game, I could beat you anytime, anyplace!
Ryo: Oh, yeah? *brings out Cyberdramon* Get her!
Cyberdramon: Desolation Claw!
Rika: Renamon! Matrix Digivolution Activate!
Renamon: Renamon Matrix Digivolve to..........Taomon.
Taomon: *Cyberdramon and Taomon kill each other and live happily ever after*
Izzy: *turns prodigiously* Yes?
Nikki: How come you never beat Einstein in finding a cure and instead insist that technology is prodigious when you yourself never type but press all the buttons with one finger like Tai would with the remote control if he knew what the number four was?
Izzy: *cries* Why, I don't know. I wish I was more prodigious than you all! Curse you to a pulp. Urlunate to iness your purpose! *runs off stage crying*
Nikki: OoKk! Takato, why do you where goggles just like Davis and Tai?
Takato: I want to be known as the leader.
Nikki: Doesn't the leader's Digimon always Digivolve first?
Takato: Well, yes, but they all got Digimon before me.
Nikki: Yeah, but Rika's Digimon couldn't Digivolve for a long time.
Nikki: So? You are the worst Tamer on the face of the Earth!
Guilmon: Takatomon, is that true?
Takato: *starts tearing up* Your right, Interview Lady! I'm nothing but a failure! *attempts suicide, but survives and instead gets a cuncusion*
Nikki: Mimi, why do you continue to wear the same **** outfit everyday?! That outfit totally *********!
Mimi: *tears up* It does not! And what is a **** and *********?
Nikki: You ******! Get lost! You insolent fashion ******! You are an idiot and a girl who has bad clothing!
Mimi: *walks out* Fine! But what's a ******?
Nikki: Let's get this over with! Jeri, how are you in the battle of obsessive compulsive disorder?
Jeri: I do not have obsessive compulsive disorder!
Nikki: Then why did you chase Leomon, and put an ugly sticker on Guilmon, and buy every single card made, and hold a grudge against Beelzemon, and when Beelzemon offered you help, why did you go against it in the D-Reaper and instead let your sorrow destroy your family?
Jeri: Not true, not true!
Impmon: I dunno, Jeri. The poofy kid's gotta point!
Jeri: Noooooo! *runs away vowing to never love again*
Henry, Kazu, Kenta, and Kari: I think we'd prefer to leave.
Guardromon: Are you kidding? After Suzie flew away, I realized how smart I really am! Go ahead, ask me anything!
Nikki: *smirks* What is two plus two?
Guardromon: Uhhh...uhhh *thinks so hard, it causes him to self destruct*
Henry, Kazu, Kenta, and Kari: Let's ditch this place.
Gatomon: Yeah, before I give Nikki a good Lightning Claw and Cat's Eye Hypnotism whoppin'!
Nikki: Well, everyone either left or had a slight concussion. Well, my work here is done! *whistles to herself merrily*
Sent in by: Hikari
Keyblade: Ok you people I'm interveiwing the Digimon, season 4 people!
Takuya: Huh? What?
Zoe: Oh! I just LOVE interviews!
Koji: Like I care...
J.P.: Ewwwww someone sat on my chocolate bar... Oh well! *eats chocolate*
Tommy: My hat is moving funny!
Keyblade: Ok... first question: Takuya, what are you?
Takuya: Still a little tired...
Keyblade: NO! I mean what is yer spirit evalution dude!
Takuya: Tired too...
Keyblade: Ok, Zoe! If you were a Kingdom Hearts character, Who would you be?
Zoe: Kingdom what?
Koji: That's easy.. she'd be a heartless!
Zoe: ARE YOU CALLING ME HEARTLESS! EXACUTE! SPIRIT EVALUTION! KAZEMON! TAKE THAT! *Zoe is still Zoe*
Koji: Oh I'm so scared of the mean blonde haired twerp who thinks she's a fairy! NYAAAAAAAA!
*Zoe starts chasing Koji aroung studio*
J.P.: Oh NO! Chocolate can wait! I must save my sweetie!*starts chasing Koji with Zoe*
Keyblade: Well, it look's like Tommy is the only one left!
Tommy: *flips digivice in air, long enough for Keyblade to see the spirit of kumamon*
Keyblade:You never told me you were a teddy bear! I WUV teddy bears! *chases Tommy around,trying to glomp him*
And so the wild goose chase goes on, and Takuya sleeps on!
Sent in by: Keyblade
Piwole: Hi Izzy!! It's such an honor to interview you! So how come your not in Digimon anymore?
Piwolly: Why do you always have your laptop with you?
Izzy: So I-
Piwolly: Do you still visit your friends like Tai and everyone else?
Izzy: Sometimes but-
Piwolly: Holy cow! *points to screen on Izzy's laptop* You play Neopets too!
Izzy: Yeah, It's-
Piwolly: What's your username?
Piwolly: How many NeoPoints do you have?
Izzy: I'm very rich so-
Piwolly: Where did you buy those clothes from?
Izzy: At Sea-
Piwolly: Hey, are you related to Tai? 'Cause you have funky-
Izzy: STOP INTERUPTING ME!!*leaves*
Piwolly: Well fine, you didn't even answer any of my questions anyways!
Izzy: o-o *whacks Piwolly on the head with camera man 3's camera*
Piwolly: CUT! People can't see me with a bump on my head on national T.V.!!
Sent in by: Piwolly
Tommy: This is an interview with the Legendary Warrior of Darkness Kouichi.
Kouichi: Hi there uh... Tommy
Tommy: Hey what was it like to find your brother Koji?
Kouichi: (blushing) Well Tommy it was kinda...
Tommy: You know I have two brothers of my own.
Kouichi: Nice ta know. (Annoyed) Like I was saying I was kinda scared about....
Tommy: My brothers are twins like you and Koji.
Kouichi: (annoyed) Ok if you don't want to interview me then leave.
Tommy: Okay Kouichi. I'll let you continue.
Kouichi: (sighing) I was scared when I met Koji. He was... What are you eating?
Tommy: I'm supposed to be asking da' questions.
Kouichi: I'm just going to leave now.
Tommy: Fine you can go!! I don't care!
Sent in by: Kai
Kaleen: Hi! Today we are interviewing Kari Kamiya.So, Kari what was it like when you found out Gatomon was your Digimon? I mean we all thought she was bad and out to get you.
Kari: Well, at first I was kind of freaked out. Until I saw what I needed to do and that everyone was counting on me.
Kaleen: Bet that was a heavy weight on your shoulders.
Kari: Yeah, it was kind of hard when Wizardmon saved me and Gatomon. *takes sip of coffee.*
Kaleen: So, have you and T.K kissed or anything yet?
Kari: * spits out coffee* Excuse me?
Kaleen: Have you and T.K kissed yet? Everyone knows that something is going on between you two.
Kari: No! We are just good friends!
Kaleen: Yeah, whatever. Thats why I've seen like twenty pictures of you two holding hands and even one with you two kissing, right?
Kari: I didn't come here for questions about my love life. Tai was right about you people.
Kaleen: Hmm....so how about Davis? You can make him do vertually anything.
Kari: No, he is just stupid.
Kaleen: He still likes you.
Kari: Can we get back to the interview please?
Kaleen: Ok...how about Izzy?
Kaleen: Joe? No, wait. Willis kissed you in the Digimon Movie.
Kari: I'm leaving. Tai was definetly right.
Kaleen: Right about you going out with T.K?
Kari: Leave me alone!! * gets up and makes way to exit*
Kaleen: Come on! I know you like Ryo! You guys met at the Digimon Movie premier and even sat next to eachother during the film!
Kari: * From the background* Stalker! Stop following me around!!!!
Kaleen: Well thats that! I'm going to go see what Tai uses to keep his hair spiky like that! See ya!!
Sent in by: Lori
Interveiwer Growlithe: Hi, we are live at Tamers house, Henry Wong! *knocks on the door*
*Terriermon opens the door*
Interveiwer Growlithe: Hi Terriermon. Is Henry home?
Terriermon: Yes, but I think hes sick today...
Interveiwer Growlithe: Really?
Terriermon: Yup! He sai he had a pimple or something.
*Henry runs to the room*
Henry: Terriermon! I'm not sick!
Terriermon: But, what was that thing you where popping on your face?
Henry: I'm terriebly sorry, you'll have to come back tomarrow. *Henry shuts the door*
Interveiwer Growlithe: Well, I guess Terriermon really does do all the talking for Henry! Well, we reported that live from the Wong house! See ya later!
Sent in by: Ashley
Alison: So Henry, are you ready for the interview?
Henry: What? Hu....oh yah....
Alison: So Henry, how come you won't let Terriermon fight? I mean isn't the whole town counting on you?
Henry: Well.....uh um but the-
Alison: NO! No but, answer how come?
Alison: No! Answer the question!
Henry: I just it's.....
Alison: HENRY!!!! TELL ME WHY WON'T YOU LET TERRIERMON FIGHT?
Henry: So you want him to fight?
Alison: Well yah!
Terriermon: Bubby Blast!!!!!!!!
Alison: *hair catches on fire and falls on floor*
Camera Man: Umm.....cut?
Sent in by: Alison
Callie:Ok im trying this digi interveiw thing again ¬¬ lets interveiw guilmon
Guilmon:Hi whats your name?
Guilmon:Hi calliemon do you have peanutbutter?!?
Callie:Erm....we haff coffee Xx
Guilmon:Is coffee like breaD? or peanut butter? or is it like both of them together?!?1is it?is it?
Callie:Erm...yeah...of course Xx *gives him cam 3's cup of coffee*
Guilmon:*pokes*this doesnt look like bread or peanut-butter calliemon!
Callie:Erm...its not supposed to
Guilmon:Ok *starts drinking coffee
Callie:Ok now on with the interve....
Guilmon:THIS STUFF STINKS!*drinks rest*@-@ but its yummy like floofy grass and light blubs! *is on a coffee high* PYRO-SPHERE!
Callie:youre supposed to say CUT! o0;
Cam 3:.........i want my coffee....
Callie:ill make more! o0; just CUT!
Guilmon:PYRO-SPHERE!*blasts cam 1,2 and 4
Guilmon:*uses vine whip*guil-ah!
Callie:You dont know that Xx youre a digimon!
Guilmon:Pika pika *eats the sofa*
Callie:AGHHHHHHH!! this is insane! *runs
Cam 3:Nwah XD
Callie:Oh and youre fired!
Digi-interveiw attempt 3
Callie:Hi today we have takato and jeri in the now camera guy 3-less studio
Callie:hi takato!hi jeri dont stand there take a seat with takato
Callie:Ok then you two,whats it like being digimon trainers?
Jeri:Its great ^^ i know leomons gone but he'll always be here with me!,right takato?
Jeri:Right takato,he is right?
Takato:-oo- *daydrteams of him and jeri in a feild of flowers*eeeeeeh......
Jeri:TAKATO?!?DONT YOU CARE?!?!
Takato:-oo- *bright red,still day dreaming*
Jeri:you...you...PIG!*slaps takato and runs out studio crying*
Callie:....great 0o; okay time to go home
*studio shuts down and everyone leaves
*7 hours later*
takato:-oo- j...j....jeri i....*looks around* huh? were'd they go!??!
Callie:hi,today we have....wait!!
Takato:*is still sat in chair asleep*
Callie:Whats that guy doing here?!?we have impmon in for a visit! X.X
Impmon:*falls from celing* hiya whimps!
Impmon:Hey!?!?whats that dork doing here?this is my show BADDA-BOOM!*blows up takato*
Impmon:HAHA!you freak shows,right now for my message to tha whole dull world i impmon yiour supreme ruler will now.......
*vegeta blasts through wall*IM THE SUPREME RULER!
Callie:Youre not a digimon!wait...what do i care?!?!AHHHHHHHHH *evacuates building*
Cam 2:Erm.cut X.X
Digi interviews-attempt 5
Callie:*walks in on cruches with bandages round head*............wait..........nu-uh! no way! i quit man! X.X
Sent in by: Callie
Eevee:*has a huge band-aid over head* Ok,the last interview with Gatomon did
NOT work out,so this time,I'm gonna interview a Tamer!So Tai,how's it
Tai:Well,fighting evil's been fin-
Eevee:Holy!Pikatwo and Callie were RIGHT!You do have cool hair!*pokes
Tai:Ok,that's it,I can't go on like this*stands up*
Eevee:Ok,we'll get on with the interview.Is it true your brain is smaller
than your hair-do?
Tai:Ok,I don't have to take this*leaves*
Eevee:*brings out a sheet of paper and ticks down something*Note to
self:Get lots of hair gel and try to make a Tai hair
Sent in by: Eevee
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