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Welcome to the DBZ Interviews! These are basically funny stories of people interviewing the characters of the anime Dragonball Z/GT. Scroll to the bottom of the screen if you want to send in your own interview for DBZ!|
Goku and Vegeta
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ss4goku: Hey is there any food here?!
Goten: Yeah I'm hungry.
Tyranitar: Are all you Saiyans so hungry mad?!
ss4 Vegeta: Kakarott, you and your son are so pathetic!
Trunks: Yeah dad you go!
Gohan: Hey, watch it!
Tyranitar: People, lets stop acting like idiots and get to the interview!!!! OK. So Goku & Vegeta what's it like being SS4s?
SS4 Vegeta: Well I could try my ss4 power on you.
Tyranitar: Don't you start, I'll use hyper beam!!
*Scizor runs in*
Scizor: Goku your wife is trying to kill me!
*Chi-Chi walks in*
Chi-Chi: There you are!!!!
Goku: Chi-Chi ......uh.....maybe you should calm down?
Scizor: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Shes gonna to kill me!!!!!!!!
*Chi-Chi & Scizor run away.*
Tyranitar: Interview!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sigh...* So Gohan do you think you can surpass your dads SS4 power? You have passed his power before.
Tyranitar: I BET I CAN BEAT YOU!
Gohan: Grr.....i'll beat you ka.......me.....ha........me......ha!!
*A BIG EXPLOSION*
Tyranitar: I told him i'd win, so Goten do you like being called minigoku?
Goten: l don't mind, so how do you like evolving from a cocoon?
Tyranitar: I'm the one asking the questions!
Tyranitar: Okay Goten thats all the time we have for you,thanks for stopping by.
Goten: What, thats it? That sucks!
*Goten flies away angerly*
Tyranitar: Lets move to Trunks. Hey Trunks how's it goin.
Trunks: Hows what going, and where.
Tyranitar: Ya know, what's goin on.
Trunks: I dunno, the lights.
Tyranitar: OK, well uh learn any new techniques?
Trunks: Yeah just watch, SUPER.............GALICK.............GUN!!!
*Trunks and Gohan wake up*
Trunks&Gohan: We're gonna kill you!!
Tyranitar:(I'm with Scizor) AHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Sent in by: DBZROX1232000 and ROB & COLLIN
Swablu: ok lets start.
Goku: WOW COOL!
Swablu: What where?
Goku: You have clouds!
Swablu: Yes those are my wings, their...um.....cloud wings
Goku: Thats so cool.....hhhmmmmm
Swablu: What what is it?
Goku: I wonder *mumbling to self* do clouds taste like marshmellows?*goku
glares menicingly at swablu, drooling*
Swablu (to self): man, its a good thing this guy isnt related to goten, that
crazy kid tried to knaw my wings....oh wait....... goten......goku.......
*camera goes blank due to a certain sayian eating it.*
Sent in by:Swably
Charmander1:Hi we're live at Suta-raito's DB/Z/GT interviews!
So Goten some people call you Minigoku because you look like goku. How does this make you feel?
Goten: Hi mom and dad!!
Charmander1 Okay......ummm... can you answer this question?
Charmander1: You can eat the candy later! Answer my question!
Goten: Look at all the pretty buttons on the camera!
Charmander1:Noooo goten....Don't press that button!
Camera man: Uh...we're having some minor problems...please stand by.
Charmander1: I wonder if there are any other charmanders....
Camera Man: Uh...we're back on.
Charmander1: We are?? Okay....welcome back to Suta-raito's Interview for dbz! I am interviewing Goten right now...Goten what's is your favorite thing do?
Goten:I like to fight! Here, I'll show you my super punch!
Charmander1: Well...okay..........but where will you.....................get away from the camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***Please Stand By***
Charmander1: Goten...get out, get out, get out!!!!
Camera Man: Okay....end the interview!
Eevee1: Okay, this is my first interview, so let's make this good, okay Goku?
Goku: Hey, is that candy?
Eevee1: Uh, yeah, help yourself
Goku: Thanks! Wow, that table over there is loaded with food!
Eevee1: Hey, where are you going? Come back! This is my first interview!
Camera Guy: Cut!
Eevee1: No! This is my first interview....it's live! Don't cut! Goku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eevee1: Gohan, I'll get straight to the questions, is it hard trying to get everyone to not suspect you are a Super Saiyan/Saiyaman at high school?
Gohan: Oooh! Food!
Eevee1: No, come back! Arg...get rid of the food...someone!!!
Eevee1: Do you think you will ever be stronger then Goku?
Vegeta: Kakoratto will stop training sometime, and then I will dominate!
Eevee1: And, what about trunks?
Vegeta: What about him? I'm trying to train him to be stronger then Gohan.
Eevee1: Oh...that's....nice....uh...so what about Bulma?
Vegeta: What are you...a giant rat?
Eevee1: Huh? No...I'm a type of fox...a Pokemon.
Vegeta: That's freaky, you talk!
Eevee1: How can you say that??? You went up against a giant lizard..freeza! Then there was the grasshopper, cell!
Vegeta: You still look freaky.
Eevee1: Watch it, I know a Suicane!
Vegeta: What the heck is a Suicane? It sounds wierd!
Eevee1: Speak for yourself! Your name sounds really wierd!
Vegeta: My name is honorable!
Eevee1: Your the only person called Vegeta that is still alive! Why would anyone want that name!
Vegeta: That's it you freaky little fox!
*Vegeta gets up and powers up*
Eevee1: Ahhhhhhh!! **Runs away**
Trunks: Whoa, what happened to you?
Eevee1: Don't ask
Vegeta: There you are!
Eevee1: Ahhhhhhhh!! **Runs away again**
Vegeta: Not now, I've got some fox hunting to do!
Eevee5: Yay, it's my turn to interview! So, Piccolo, did you know that you are a musical instrument?
Piccolo: Is that an insult?
Eevee5: Well...I guess it could be an insult...
Piccolo: Why you little!
Eevee5: Ahhhhhhhh! *Runs*
Mew20:So Cell what's it like being a grasshopper?
Cell:Dont Call Me A grasshopper!!!
Mew20:Don't threaten me! I know some pretty good psychic attacks!
Cell: Yeah right! You overgrown freakshow!!
Mew20: Thats it you asked for it! Psychic Attack!**Burns Wall**
Cell: Ha Ha! Missed me.
Gohan:Hey! Who hit me with that!!
Mew20: Uhh...He did.
Cell: Uh oh!
Gohan: Come back here!
Eevee1: These interviews aren't going too good, so let's do this quickly...before vegeta finds me
Chi Chi: Okay.
Eevee1: Was it hard home schooling Gohan?
Chi Chi: Not really, he was a very smart boy.
Goku wandering around: Where did the food go?
Gohan: I don't know...
Chi Chi: Can't you two think of anything else besides food?
Eevee5 and piccolo run past them
Trunks: Where's my mom? I can't find my dad either.
Eevee1: Uh Oh...
The whole building shakes
Eevee1: What was that? **Walks outside**
Krillin: Told you my blast was stronger!
Yamcha: 2 out of 3!
Eevee1: Stop!!!!!! This was a bad idea! I can't believe this...it's so............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Go away vegeta!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Hahaha....not in your dreams! I'll show you what a Saiyan can do!
Camera man: Uh.....stop the tape!!!!!!
Raichu-Chan: So.. uhh hiya, Krillin.
Krillin: What are you?! Do you work for Babadi?
Raichu-Chan: *Sighs* No... I work for...
*Krillin cuts in the sentence*
Krillin: Frieza, Cell, the Androids?!
Raichu-Chan: No.. I work for..hey wait 18 is your wife.
Krillin: You freak me out
Raichu-Chan: hehehe, I do my best.
Krillin: What a interesting tail..
Krillin: Errrr *takes of that so called real black hair* I needa wax.
Raichu-Chan: *Sits there all bored like spilling her coffe*
Raichu-Chan: I'll wax your head, it's the least I could do.
*Waxes his head*
Raichu-Chan: *Sees Eevee1 talking to Eevee5*
Raichu-Chan: Hey mr. camera man, WAKE UP!!!
Camera Man: Hmm..er...ah... awake.
Raichu-Chan: *Makes Eevee1 wax Krillin's head*
Eevee1: I have to do all the work around here <(-_-')>
Camera Man: CUT!!
Just hanging around with all the characters
Eevee1: I'm bored.
Trunks: Me too.
Gohan: What about the interviews?
Eevee1: Too much trouble.
Chi Chi: Oh well...at least it's quiet now.
*Then everyone hears a loud long noise.*
Eevee1: What was that???
Goku: Oops, sorry, I'm hungry.
Krillin: You're always hungry
*Yamcha comes running towards them*
Yamcha: Oh my god..who took my hair gel???
*Krillin starts laughing*
Yamcha: It's not funny! I need my hair gel!
*Eevee5 strolls over*
Eevee5: Hey, check out my new hair dew!
Yamcha: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! You...you........you used my hair gel...
Eevee5: Well you left it on the floor.
Yamcha: I dropped it!
Cell: Where did that food table go?
Eevee1: You eat food?
Goku: Yeah, where did that food table go? I'm starving!
Cell: Good, maybe you'll die.
Eevee1: Hey, goku, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Goku: .................oh yeah!
Tien: Oh well...live life to the fullest.
Goku: But...I'm supposed to be training at the great Kai's place!
*A bell rings from a clock*
Eevee1: Well....time to start the interviews again. Get in a line everybody!
Eevee1: Okay.....Tien....uh.....can you see out of the top eye?
Tien: Always about the eye...
Eevee1: Right...so.....................can you see out of it?
*Tien gets up and walks away*
Eevee1:...I take that as a yes! ...okay..........................turn the camera off already!!!!!!
End of interview
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