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Welcome to the DBZ Interviews! These are basically funny stories of people interviewing the characters of the anime Dragonball Z/GT. Scroll to the bottom of the screen if you want to send in your own interview for DBZ!|
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Eevee5 *Whispering*: Hee....hee....hee
Eevee5 *Whispering*: Look at her name!
Eevee1: Just keep quiet!
Eevee1: So........*Chuckle*.......................do you...ummm....like your name?
Bra: Well I...
Eevee1: Quit it!
Bra: Maybe I should leave...
Bra: What's so funny?
Eevee1: Maybe you should leave. <(-_-')>
Eevee1: Stop the interview!
**15 minutes after**
Da_Bomb_Trunks: You two have problems.
Cell, Mewtwo and Myotismon:
Mew: I am here today to talk to Mewtwo, Cell and umm... pst.. whats your name again?
Myotismon: You impudent little um... what are you again?
Mew: Cute little fluffy thing.
Cell: *Pokes Mewtwo* Wheres the food?
Mewtwo: No idea, but I hope we can get started soon!
Cell: You look remarkably familiar...
Mewtwo: I'm a clone of Mew.
Myotismon: *Stops beating up Mew* Whats a Mew?
Mewtwo: What you're holding. Hey, are you a Digimon?
Myotismon: Yeah! Hey Cell, are you a bug or something?
Mew: *struggles free* Its times like this I'm happy I can teleport!
*big evil dudes start attacking eachother*
Myotismon: Nightmare claw!
Mewtwo: Umm... big, evil, energy thingy!
Goku: Get outa here everyone!
Mew: Hooray! Another good guy...
Everyone else: AAAAAAAAAAAH!! Panic!!!!
Mew: Okay! That's it!!!!!!!!!! *Starts to use transform*
Cell: Hey, that's not fair! I'm not sopposed to be pink!
Mew: I was trying to turn into Goku...
Camera dude: Cut, cut! Honestly, Mew! Everytime you get this wrong! Myotismon! You idiot! Don't try to kill everyone else! Goku! stop cutting in! Bla bla bla....
Goku and Cell: Kamehameha!
Cameraman: I hate being me...
interviewed (sorta) by a very brave Pokemon, Mew!
Trunks (Teen) By Espeon9
Espeon: Welcome to your interview cute..erm I mean Trunks *sweatdrop*
Trunks: Excuse me? o.O
Espeon9: What's it like to be one of the most adored DBZ characters?
Trunks: Um....I'm adored? *confused*
Espeon9: Yes...you're adored my me and many other peop...*faints*
Trunks: O.O *catches Espeon9*
Espeon9: *wakes up* um...I'm ok *sees Trunks holding her* *blush*
Trunks: *is a little bit scared* Did you know you're a weird purple...um..thing
Espeon9: I am a kind of dog thank you -_-;
Trunks: Really!? ^-^ I always wanted a pet! *puts collar on Espeon9*
Espeon9: O.o;;; *scratches at the floor and is dragged out the door*
Trunks: *drags Espeon9 home*
Camera Man: um...*follows them*
Trunks: *petting Espeon9*
Espeon9: *is sitting in his lap* =^-^=
Trunks: *yawn* I'm tired g'night Espeon9 *sleeps*
Camera Man: *from the window* Espeon9 what about your interview? o.o;
Vegeta: ugh! Get this horrible creature out of my house *picks up Espeon9 by scruff of neck*
Espeon9: *struggles* Lemme go you big scarey Saiyan...o.O
Vegeta: *throws Espeon9 out*
Trunks: o.O Dad what are you doing?
Vegeta: That thing isn't worthy to live in this house! >.<
Espeon9: Why I oughta....*Pshycic attack*
Vegeta: *ties up Espeon9*
Camera Man: *gets in front of the lens* Thank you for joining us in this interview!
Espeon9: HEY I'M NOT DONE!! *struggles*
Camera Man: -_- *shuts off camera*
Sent in by: Espeon
Scizor: So Chi-Chi How Long Have You Been A Mother??
Chi-Chi: *SMACK* "How Dare You Be So Rude!
Scizor: Ouch! Ok A Different Question
Scizor *Mumbling*: What Was So Rude About That
Scizor: Okay, So How Long Have You Been Married To Goku?
Chi-Chi: *SMACK* How Dare You Be So Rude!!
Scizor: Okay.... So How Do You Like Living On The Top Of A Big Pillar With A Big Plat Form??
Chi-Chi: *SMACK* HOW DARE YOU BE SO RUDE!!!!!!
Scizor: WHATS SO RUDE ABOUT ME!!!!!!!
Chi-Chi: YOU HAVENT INTRODUCED YOUR SELF!! HAVENT YOU HEARD ITS RUDE TO TALK TO SOMEONE WITHOUT PROPERLY INTODUCING YOUR SELF!?!? HOW DARE YOU BE SO RUDE!!!!!
Scizor: Cut! Get Her Out Of Here!
Chi-Chi: Come Back Here!!!!!! *Runs After Scizor*
Scizor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs Away*
Sent in by: Scizor
Scizor: *Huff Puff* Ok Goku How About You?
Scizor: Just Dont Let Your Wife Find Me....
Goku: How About What?
Scizor:How About Your Life??
Goku: I'm Hungry...
Scizor: Yes Well You Can Eat After The Interview....
Goku: How Long Is The Interview??
Scizor: *What An Idiot* As Long As It Takes.
Goku: Aww Thats To Long, I'm Starving!
Scizor: So Am I But Lets Get This Done!
Goku: Hey Look FOOD!! *Gets Up And Walks To Table*
Scizor: Hey Come Back Here!!
Chi-Chi: There You Are Get Over Here!!!
*Chi-Chi Runs After Scizor*
Scizor: Ack!!!!! *Runs Away*
Sent in by: Scizor
Camera Man: Ready! We're rolling!
17: So...I'm being filmed?
17: Don't do that.
Pikachu1: Okay...so...um...oh right! The questions! I keep forgetting because I'm all nervous because you're here and...you....kill people...um....
17: Are you going to interview me, or not?
Pikachu1: Yes! I am! Okay. *takes a deep breath* Do you like your earings?
Pikachu1: More detail, please.
17: *crosses arms* No.
Pikachu1: Is that all you can say?
17: No. I just don't usually talk to a yellow rat.
Pikachu1: I'M NOT A YELLOW RAT! *shocks*
17: *blinks, with little sparks flying around him* Was that going to hurt me?
17: No. By the way, why are we sitting on couches?
Pikachu1: You mean you want to stand?
17: Yes. I'm praticully sinking into these things. Plus, I can kill easier when I stand.
Pikachu1: *gulps* Camara Man...turn off the camera...
Sent in by: Pikachu 1
Kitsune: Hello! Its Kitsune here
Vegeta: Whaddya want, fox?
Kitsune: I want an
Vegeta: Interveiw Kakarott or
Kitsune: But your the COOLEST Vegeta!
Kitsune: Ya. *___*
How do you keep your hair up like that?
Vegeta: Grr... -walks
Kitsune: -runs after him- Wait!!
Sent in by: Kitsune
Trunks and Goten
Black Rose: Today we are interviewing Trunks and Goten... *turns to them.*
Now.... How long have you two been friends?
Goten: *smiles goofy*
Trunks: Why do you want to know?
Black Rose: Uhhh... this is an interview...
Black Rose: Answer me!
Goten: WHEEEEEEEE!! *flies around, knocking things over.*
Black Rose: Get back here! *tries to get Goten*
Trunks: *trips Black Rose*
Black Rose: I hate kids!
Camera Man: Stand by...
Black Rose: Were back... sorry about that...
Trunks: *tied to a chair*
Goten: *tied to the couch*
Black Rose: Now... What do you think about Goku?
Trunks: He's dumb! He dies to much and his a sissy!
Black Rose: Okay... Now, What about Vegita?
Trunks: Dad's so cool!
Black Rose: What do you like to do for fun?
Trunks: *gets free*
Goten: *stairs at the wall*
Black Rose: *chases after Trunks, but trips on the rug* Cut.... forget it,
I'm never working with kids again...
Black Rose: Eat your shoe...
Goten: Okay!! *tries to eat his shoe*
Camera Man: Cut
Sent in by: Black Rose
Charmander: Hi! I am Charmander, a Pokemon, and I´ll interview Gohan! Hi,
Gohan: What? Eh...Hello!
Charmander: Let´s start the interview!
Charmander: Are you rich, Gohan?
Charmander: Your house, is it big?
Gohan: It´s on fire!!!
Charmander: What!? Is your house on fire!?
Gohan: No, Your tail!!! *runs away and come back with a bottle of
Charmander: NO! STOP!
Camera man: Are you ok, Charmander?
Gohan: Eh...I´m sorry...
Charmander: *Wakes up* ..stupid kid...+.o
Gohan: I´m...I´m not stupid! *very angry* Kame...hame...
Charmander: AHHHH! *runs away*
Camera man: Cut!...
Sent in by: Avery
Golem: Hi, today I’m going to interview Gohan Son. He has just finished his battle with Cell. Gohan was Cell hard to defeat?
Gohan: *groans* who are you? What are you? What are you doing in my room?
Golem: I’ve come to interview you. Gohan, all you have to do is answer the questions, okay?
Golem: Good. Now Gohan, was Cell hard to defeat?
Gohan: No, I was just acting stupid! Why didn’t I kill him right away? *sniffle, sniffle*
Golem: I don’t know. Now, you can reach super sayjin 2, correct?
Gohan: Yeah, but I can go even higher! I’ve been practicing!
Golem: How high can you go?
Gohan: Super sayjin 11!
Golem: Prove it.
Gohan: Okay! *Gohan starts to power up*
Golem: *counts every level Gohan hits as he tries to go super sayjin 11* 1... 2... 3 (so on all the way to 11)
Gohan: I told you!
Golem: *looks up at Gohan and sees he has grown and was in super sayjin 11* Wow.
Chi Chi: *she enters and sees Gohan* Oh my gosh... Gohan!
Golem: It wasn’t me!! *runs away*
Chi Chi: Gohan you are in so much trouble!!!!
Gohan: Mom, I can explain...
Chi Chi: I can explain how you will be grounded for a year!!!! Gohan, if you show anyone you can do that you will be grounded for another year!!!! Understand?
Gohan: *sigh* Yes, ma’am.
Golem: *from watching in the window* Oh...
Golem was the only knew what Gohan was truly capable of. Only few know that Gohan was and is the only one who could reach super sayjin 11.
Sent in by: Anonymous?
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