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Welcome to suta-raito! We're celebrating our 3rd birthday this year, and this news ticker was used on the first year Suta-Raito was born, so for the celebration...it...has...RETURNED! Annoying-ness: I'm gonna talk like Kenshin! That I am! Usually I don't watch Kenshin, that I don't...but I managed to catch it the other day on TV, that I did. Of course, it was the sad episode where he left everyone...that it was...*hisssss*... --~**~-- Is there an episode of Pokemon that team rocket isn't in? --~**~-- *runs around chasing Kuitsuku* Hey if you like to draw then you should check out suta-raito's oekakis! --~**~-- It has occured to me that a lot of people really do read this. So I'll keep typing meaningless stuff to amuse you all. -^^- --~**~-- I want a cookie. >3>....And a muffin. A cookie muffin.       ...with blueberries... --~**~-- Everything above this (well, mostly) was on the ticker 2 years ago! Oh the memories. And now, for some new stuff! --~**~-- If you want to contact me, but you can't figure out how...try clicking on the contact page. xD --~**~-- You're still reading this? --~**~-- Most people who read the word "yawning" will yawn.        ...you know you want to... --~**~--            HA! I bet you thought it was ending. NEVER!! --~**~-- Worms have been known to taste like bacon. o-o I wouldn't go munching on them for breakfast though.      Unless...you want to... --~**~-- Have a Neopets account? My username is kontinasu, go ahead and look me up! =3 --~**~-- Did you know that dolphins nap with one eye open? o.o That'd be a good skill for school. --~**~-- Ticky ticker ticky ticker.... --~**~-- On Suta-Raito's 2nd birthday, the counter was at 2 million visits. This year is our 3rd birthday, and the counter is at 8 million visits. =3 --~**~-- Well I'm going to end this now so I can draw some pictures. ^-^ Thanks for taking the time to read it, and thanks for visiting Suta-Raito!

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DragonBall Z/GT Bloopers!

Goku: I'm taking Gohan out for some training ok Chi-Chi?
Chi-Chi: Oh no you're not! SIT BOY!
Goku and Gohan: *snicker* *gigglesnort* WAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Chi-Chi: *sigh* if only it were real...
Sent In By: Devon

Cell: Now it's your turn. Time to face my children!
Gohan: ...
Gohan: !!
*Cell juniors suddenly appear everywhere*
Piccolo: W-what ARE those...
Cell: Okay, Bob, go after Goku. George, after Piccolo. Fred, go after Vegeta. Umm, what's your name again..?
Gohan: ...? What are you doing..?
Gohan: Well, it's sure taking FOREVER!!
Sent In By: Snowball

Vegeta: I'm stronger than you Kakarot!
Goku: No, I'm stronger than you Vegeta!
*They lunge at each other. Goku teleports away*
Goku: I quit. I ain't getting paid enough for this.
Vegeta: You're getting PAID?
*Goku and Vegeta storm off arguing*
Director: We need new warriors!
Producer: I got it! Gary Coleman and Ronald McDonald!
Sent In By: Karu

Goku (Going up to SS3 for first time): Haaaaa!
Buu: ...
Goku: Haaaaaa!
Buu: ...
Goku: Haaaaa!
Buu: Buu bored now. Bye-bye. (Blasts Goku onto ground.)
King Kai (Watching from other world): I told him that technique took too long to use against Buu. But did he listen? No...
Sent In By: Anonymous

Pan: Hi Trunks!!
Trunks: Hi...could you wait a minute? I'm working on something.
Pan: Okay Trunks! *gets real close and looks*
Trunks: Ahhhhh!!! Stop! This is my diary!!
Pan: I know. But, you have to admit, it is kinda funny. *giggle*
Trunks: It is not funny!
Pan: Sure...I'd think it was funny even if I were you! I mean, who's family is entirely named after under garmets! *giggle*
Trunks: It's not funny that my mom's name means bloomers or that the whole family's last name is briefs because my dad would never reviel his last name!
Pan: You forgot that your name is Trunks, Trunks. And Trunks is a type of mens underoutfit. *giggle*
Trunks: So why should I care?
Pan: Well you could've got every one to call you a nick name like your sister did. I mean her name was Bra and that's even worse than trunks, so she made every one call her Bulla and every one forgot her name was Bra.
Trunks: Grrr... If only people could pick their own names...
Sent In By: Kirara 1530

-Vegeta and Goku in a battle scene-
Vegeta: *screams head off*
Goku: *screams head off*
Both: *scream together and fall over all blue and purple*
Director: CUT! Dangit. I told you two to breathe every once in awhile!!
Sent In By: Katarina

Freeza: *Screaming, powering up and making himself bigger*
Goku: o.o
Freeza: *Still screaming*
Goku: >.>
Freeza: *Scream*
Goku: <.<
Freeza: *More screaming*
Goku: -_- *Yawn* ZZzzzZZ
Freeza: *Finishes* Mwahahahaha, now I shall crush your small bones and make bread out of them, and then....*Hears the snoring* Huh?
Goku: *Is fast asleep*
Freeza: HEY!!
Sent In By: Saiyajin-Neko

Goku: Freeza! * turning super saiyan*
Gohan: Uh, dad, whats wrong...?
Krillin: Huh? 'Ey Goku, I'm not dead yet...
Goku: *stops* Shutup, I'm having a moment here...
Sent In By: anoop

Kid Buu: Ooogiiiyyuuuu!! (Face it Goku, I'm stronger than you!)
Goku: We'll see about that! KA - ME - HA - ME....
Goku: ME... (fffphpharrrttt!!!)
Kid Buu: GOOD GRACIOUS OF LIFE!! and I thought I had bad gas.
Sent In By: Gman 1.0

Goku (Still 12 years old): Whats this? *looks at a Dragonball*
Bulma: I should be careful if i was you...It is a Dragonball, and I'm going to search for all the...
Goku: *crash!*
Bulma: O.O What did you do!?
Goku: I thought it could bump ^^;
Sent In By: Aberi

It's the beginning of the Cell saga and Freeza has just began a battle with Trunks.
Trunks: Is that the best you can do?
Freeza: Don't think this is it! I'll...I'll show you...I'll...!? *chases a lizard that ran by* Auntie Freezie! I'll save youuuuuu!

Sent In By: Eevee1 (webby ^^)

Goku: Ah, I love relaxing by the lake...and fishing too! I'm hungry!
Piccolo: Is that all you do? Fish?
Goku: No, but look at this big fish!
Goku swings the fish over to Piccolo and the fish bites his head.
Piccolo: !? Get it off, get it off!!!!
Goku: Uh, I think I hear Chi Chi calling me........bye!
Piccolo: Goku!!
Sent In By: Eevee1 (webby ^^)

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#5: Please double check your spelling and everything in your blooper. If your grammar is really bad, I won't add your blooper.
#6: Try not to make your blooper incredibly long. Short and funny bloopers may just be the best kind. =3

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