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These are not contests, but just another funny thing to look at on s-r.
Look at a caption and try to think up something funny that the characters are saying.

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Caption #5:
[Characters dressed up as...er...]

Captions for this:
(These are in no specific order)

#1 By: Flame:
Turkey: Yeah! We're poultry! And I'm a turky! The most loved bird in the whole entire world! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! And now since I am loved by everyone I will use mind control and rule the world! And then I'll go to McDonalds and eat all the food! Then I'll hit Burger King! And then I'll...
Duck: Are my feathers coming off?
Turkey: KFC won't stand a chance!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I'll make everyone eat more chicken. And outlaw eating turkys!!! But first I'd have to eat all the cows!!! Then I'll become president and have everyone dress up like ducks! And they can be my hanchmen!! I mean hencduks! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You! Duck! Bow down to me!
Duck: We're just cosplaying. Your not really a turky.
Turkey: BOW DOWN! *Starts jumping on the ducks head.* BOW DOWN TO ME!!! YOUR LEADER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

#2 By: Moon Eevee:
Eevee1: I'm a turkey!!
Friend: Don't turkeys get eaten for thanksgiving....? And that's in...3 days......
Eevee1: omigosh! you're right! Get this off meeeeeee!!!!!
Friend: Wait a minute...duck is a dish to....
Both: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

#3 By: Ninedoom:

#4 By: Callie:
Eevee1:turning into digimon is old news,birds are all the rage! XD paakaka!
Duck: -*- Oie...

#5 By: Blaze:
Duck girl: I.. I.. I have.. WINGS!!?? *Flaps* -.-;;
Eevee1: XD Hey look!! I got one of those beardy thingys too!! *Shakes head so beardy thingy flaps around* HA!! *Points at duck girl* YOU HAVE NO BEARD!! .____@;; BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

#6 By: Shadowwolf:
Turkey: Oooooooh! I am so cute as a FOX!!!!

Chicken: Umm.......
#7 By: Lychee:
Character at left: Ha! I have fox ears!!!
Character at right: Oh My Gosh! I'm moulting!!!

#8 By: Taruto:
Turkey: "Kyahaha! I just saw myself in the mirror."
Duck: "I hope duck is not on the menu."

#9 By: Thundertales:
Turkey: Hey! I saw myself on that spoon, it's so shiny.
Duck: Hey! I saw myself on the menu! It's so scary!

#10 By: Kacheekfan58:
Turkey: And now that we're hybrids, we'll team up with Inuyasha and take over the world!
*Inuyasha walks in*
Inuyasha: I'M NOT A HYBRID!

#11 By: Chrio-Chan:
Turkey: This is GREAT! We can finally figure out that age-old question,'why did the chicken cross the road'
Duck: Im a DUCK! Not some freak Chicken!
Turkey:Well, We will just have to improvise!

#12 By: Anonymous:
Duck: I cannot believe I doing this.
Turkey: Hey think of it this way, if we stand outside the supermarket and scream 'Eat More Beef' then maybe we wont end up on next years christmas table.
Duck: Sure we wont be on a dinner table we'll be in a pile of cow poo.

#13 By: Sweetwaterlily:
Duck:Im hungry...*stares at turkey*
*duck chases turkey*

#14 By: Sh33p:
Narrator: And here we see a turkey and chicken in their natural habitat.
Duck: I am not a chicken! Iím a duck! No, wait...Iím a human in a duck costume.
Turkey: Hey, look! A camera.
Narrator: The yeast is rising.
Turkey & Duck: Huh?
Narrator: What?
Duck: You just said "the yeast is rising." Why? Thereís no yeast here. Is there?
Narrator: I never said such a thing!
Turkey: Then what such thing did you say?
Narrator: Anyone up for turkey and duck soup? Itís my specialty.
Turkey & Duck: Meep! *hide*

#15 By: Jupiter Bunny:
Power to the poultry!!!

#16 By: Aide:
Turkey: *licks fingers* Hey, I taste good!

#17 By: Erin:
Turkey: Haha, I'm a turkey with shoes!
Turkey: Dunno, must have forgot 'em or something.

#18 By: Winterwolf:
Eevee1: Weeee I'm a turkey...fox...thing...person...pie...cheese...duck-
Friend: NO, I'M THE DUCK!!!!!!!

#19 By: Pyro Gemini:
Turkey: Come on, we're gonna be late for the Thanksgiving Parade!!
Duck: But I dont like the way my feathers look...
Turkey: But we're the main part of the town float! The parade can't start if we arent there! Besides, we both look fine, even my horribly pointy nose looks great!
Duck: My feathers just wont stay down...
Turkey: *pulls out cell phone* Hey, Bob, yeah, it's Turkey. I need you to reschedule the parade for some other time. Duck can't stop messing with her feathers. Yeah, again. Don't worry, if she doesnt hurry, up I will- What? A sharp one, ok, not a dull one... which ditch? The one on Mulberry... Okay, face down, okau, I'll bury her deep! Thanks, bye.
Duck: I don't like these feathers....
Turkey: *standing behind Duck with a meat cleaver*
Duck: I need a different costume...

#20 By: Nathaniel Clem:
Duck: Does this make me look fat?
Turkey: No but it makes you look chicken. HAHA!
Duck: I'm a Duck.
Turkey: ...I knew that

#21 By: Andrew:
Turkey: Hahahaha, now chickens aren't the only ones with fingers! *wiggles feathery "fingers"*
Duck: Izzat a peice of lint? ...

#22 By: Moon Gazer:
Turkey: Wow! I'm a real boy!! ^^
Duck: !?
Turkey: Wait until the girls see me now!
Duck: Uhh, T? Those hunters don't look too friendly...

#23 By: Abigail Pracht:
Eevee1: This costume is the best! But one thing...if this is a turkey costume then why do I have fox ears?
Duck: What's worse is that I AM a duck.
Eevee1: Really? 0.o
Duck: I forgot, it's Thanksgiving today! ARRGGGHHH!*runs*
Eevee1: *takes off costume*

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